Fanfic: What You Didn't See After Hana Yori MatsuJun (Arashi)
Title: What You Didn't See After Hana Yori MatsuJun
Author: Rinny
Pairing: Gen, humor, Mao/Jun, Mao/Nino
Rating: PG
Word Count: 413
Disclaimer: Yeah, right. I own them. Sue me.
Notes: Watching Love Love Big Date Plan, with Aiba and Nino supervising the Best Date In The History of Dates, I couldn't help but resist the allure of Jun and Nino fighting over a girl.
After the filming of HnA’s Hana Yori MatsuJun: Love Love Big Date Plan.
Jun: *horrified*
Aiba: *bouncy bright thing of giddy happiness*
Nino: *evil laughter*
Mao: That was fun!
Aiba: You are awesome! Awesome! *bounces around Mao* We should be friends!.
Mao: *gets dizzy* Hai, hai… as long as you stop that.
Jun: I am so, so sorry!
Nino: *Arm around Mao’s shoulders* Don’t be. I’m taking her to dinner as a thank you.
Jun: *whimper*
Nino: She’s devious and pretty and I like her, even if she is a girl. *waves* See ya!
Mao: See ya!
Jun: Wahhhh!
* * *
Later, Aiba and Mao are BBFs forever!
Mao: *Whisper whisper* Nino-kun’s well endowed and all, but he’s kinda distant..
Aiba: Sea turtles? Where?
* * *
Elsewhere, Sho and Ohno have hot sweaty sex.
Jun: *covers eyes* Riiiiiida~! Your boyfriend stole my pretend on-screen girlfriend and I don’t like it!
Ohno: Sea turtles? Where?
* * *
Jun hunts down Nino.
Jun: *goes DoS and shoves Nino into the wall.* Oh... hi. You are well endowed.
Nino: *smirky* Mao been spreading that rumor?
Jun: No, Aiba.
* * *
Mao comes running along, dragging Aiba behind her.
Mao: Stop it, stop it, right now! MatsuJun! What are you doing?!
Aiba: *pouts* Mao-chan, you promised sea turtles!
Jun: *Get's all awkward and weight-shifty*
Nino: He's jealous.
Jun: Am not.
Nino: Are too.
Jun: Am not.
Nino: Are too.
Aiba: Are too.
Jun: Shut up.
Aiba: Oi! I just wanted sea turtles!
Mao: *edges closer* But you don't even...
Jun: Well... no, but...
Nino: *cocky* Forget it, Jun-kun. She's mine. Don't embarass yourself.
Jun: *goes all Domyouji on Nino's ass.*
Aiba: ...sea turtles?
Nino: *laughs, lip all bloody and delicious* What's this? You're acting like you give a damn. Don't tell me you love her?
Jun: Well, yeah. *punchy* I do!
Mao: *gaspy* MatsuJun! *pulls him away from Nino*
Nino: *Sinks down against the wall*
Mao: ...Do you mean it?
Jun: ...uh, hai.
Mao: Then say it. Like you would say it, not like Domyouji.
Jun: ...
Mao: *looks at Nino, who avoids her eyes*
Aiba: Mao-chan...
Mao: *getting no response, starts walking away*
Nino: *kicks Jun*
Jun: Oh. Right. *yells* I LOVE YOU!
Mao: *Runs toward Jun*
Jun: *Runs toward Mao*
Que happy, fun music of sparkles and sunshine.
Mao & Jun: *kiss kiss, love love*
Aiba: *helps Nino up*
Nino: *sullen*
Aiba: Let's go find the sea turtles!
* * *
Ohno's Lap.
Nino: *curls*
Ohno: *pets*
Sho: *snores*
Nino: I really liked her, Oh-chan.
Ohno: I know.