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Feb 23, 2005 10:47

Stolen from sarff_nodwydd

Name three characters that I must choose among: one to have an affair with (I’m cleaning up the language from her post, yes), one to marry, and one to throw off of a cliff.
(If the character is somewhat obscure, or you aren't sure I know where it’s from, just list the source with the character, please).

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answers.... chicago_anon February 23 2005, 18:05:06 UTC
Affair: Jayne...the man they call "Jayne"
Marriage: Cap'n "Tight-Pants" Reynolds :)
Throw off of a cliff: (to get out of this _Firefly_ mode) Dawn (As in Buffy's moronic sister)

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 18:21:33 UTC
I might have to disagree slightly with the affair bit, but I'm wholly on board with the other two. I'm all about Captain Malcom "Tight-Pants" Reynolds. And once the movie comes out, I'll probably just drop "Mr. Universe" into that nice little slot you've got Jayne in...since Jayne just isn't my cup of tea.

Small thing, here, though: you're supposed to just name three characters and make *me* decide what I'd do with them. :P

Example: I gave the person I stole this from: Benedick, Crawley (from the book Good Omens) and Lister from Red Dwarf. And she had to figure out which to do what with.

I give you:

Giles (from Buffy)
Simon Tam (Firefly)
Whatever Adam Brody's character's name is on the O.C.

Now, you have to decide. :)

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Re: answers.... chicago_anon February 23 2005, 19:42:17 UTC
sorry...I guess I was too hyped to get you hooked up with Cap'n Tightpants that I wasn't reading right :)

Lessee...You're a tough one, lady...

Seth Cohen (Adam Brody): F*ck 'im (he would be entertaining, but whiney and clingy afterwards, thus a perpetual ego-boost)

Simon: Marry 'im. He's got the education for a good conversation, the bling, the medical skillz, and that whole caring for his sister thing...sweet. Also, remember him in Objects in Space when he is without a shirt?? YUUUUMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Giles: Follows Dawn off of that cliff. I would love to hear him cry out and beg in his "Dick Van Dyke School of British Accents" accent for mercy.

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Ah, see now... rinabird February 23 2005, 19:59:22 UTC
I have a soft spot for Giles. It's my generic soft spot for somewhat reserved but decidedly brainy Brits. I can't help myself.

Me, personally, I'd have to pitch Seth Cohen over the cliff. And the rest of the characters from the show, I think. But then, it isn't my Guilty Pleasure.

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Ok, try this one. rinabird February 24 2005, 19:12:17 UTC
Eomer. Vaako. Kiril (Bourne Supremcay).

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Re: Ok, try this one. chicago_anon February 24 2005, 20:15:03 UTC
F*ck=Vaako (though he would be a very very loyal mate)
Marry=Eomer
Cliff=Kiril :)

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Re: answers.... sarff_nodwydd February 23 2005, 18:28:16 UTC
We can't think up anything worse for Dawn than throwing her off a cliff?

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 18:33:26 UTC
Sure we can, but that's not the point of this meme.

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 18:34:56 UTC
You, know, I'm almost insulted by that. Can't think of anything better...HA! Who am I married to???? Come on! You don't spend 5 years with the man and NOT have some fiendish, sadistic deviousness rub off on you.

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Re: answers.... sarff_nodwydd February 23 2005, 18:40:25 UTC
::chuckle:: I was just thinking that it might be interesting to do something with Dawn that would actually be entertaining.

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 18:47:40 UTC
Oh, pitching her off of a cliff could be fun. Picture it:
Pitch her off of the cliff, which is next to the ocean. Little ways down she manages to grab a rock ledge...which she loses her grip on when the large birds nesting there start pecking her skin off, sending her tumbling again...little ways later she grabs a vine...which has sharp edged leaves and she can't hold onto...the wind blows her away from the cliff edge, and by the time she gets to the bottom, the tide's gone out and she lands right on top of the nice, jagged rocks. And is eaten by crabs.
Shoot, I'd be laughing myself sick.

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Re: answers.... sarff_nodwydd February 23 2005, 18:55:17 UTC
::::laughing::: It would be the FIRST entertaining thing the character EVER did...and maybe, just maybe the actress would crack an authentic expression.

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 19:05:13 UTC
I could make a fortune in the popcorn sales on that one.

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Re: answers.... sarff_nodwydd February 23 2005, 18:42:06 UTC
Oh yeah, when it comes to fiendish? If we're talking about the ability to pick literary characters, YOU win...hand's down.

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Re: answers.... rinabird February 23 2005, 18:43:03 UTC
Thank you, thank you. ::bows:: I'll be here all week.

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