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[rimshot]

Ask me a question and I will answer it and ask you one! Then we go in turns, you know the drill.

(It can be about either of my characters, old characters, their canons, other canons, relationships, first impressions, a hypothetical scenario, an old meme, app question, general inquiry or a knock knock joke.)

I play Quinn Fabray (cheerleading) and The Master

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[notmakingout]

Your characters bodyswap! What happens?

[rimshot]

Quinn is overwhelmed by all the shit going on inside the Master's body; the unendurable agony of like, dying, the weirdness of being an alien and having two heartbeats and incredibly honed senses and being able to perceive the fourth dimension and stuff! She has a breakdown, it's ugly.

The Master starts out delighted at this new, healthy, innocent-looking body and goes off to troll everyone he possibly can with it and ruining all of Quinn's friendships before realizing that he's stuck as a human and he'd rather have the damaged-but-Time Lord model back, thanks. He works out a way to switch them and goes back to his life!

...Basically the Master is a terrible person to bodyswap with.

YAY I GET TO ASK YOU STUFF! Uhhhhhhh your four are in a bar. It is big enough to house a dragon and there are no ID checks. What are their drink orders?

[notmakingout]

Uhhh Raven gets beer of some kind. It's what he's used to drinking and he's not picky. Medusa gets... champagne...? The blood of the innocent? I have no idea. Soul probably drinks wine, the expensive kind. Perscitia has never had anything to drink but water and is confused by the concept of a bar, but after a few minutes talking to Raven she gets beer too just to see. She's not terribly fond of it.

Your two walk into the bar and see all this, including the dragon part. What do they do? (This can INCLUDE their drink orders.)

[cheerleading]

After the initial "Is that a dragon? Are you a dragon? You're totally a dragon! Can you fly? What do you eat? You don't eat people, do you?" pestering, Quinn gets Raven to buy her a drink, but it's a Shirley Temple because she's pregnant.

The Master concocts some devious plan that involves getting everyone drunk and using them for his own ends, so he buys everyone drinks and maybe tries to spike Percitia's beer or water or whatever and it would probably turn into he and Medusa trying to melodramatically out-manoeuvre each other as they both fake-drunk, idk.

Okay so your line-up get to join GLEE club, and they each get to sing a song (or have it playing over a montage of them doing stuff). What are they singing? (Obvs they don't have to know the song ICly, because. Uh. Different worlds!)

[notmakingout]

Ugh you have uncovered my dark secret, which is that my knowledge of/taste in music is really pretty terrible. So I'll just forfeit choosing for Soul, because I am incapable of picking something cool enough for him. Raven can have a Barenaked Ladies song because that's appropriate. Which one depends on what he's doing. The majority of his keywords are from "Never Do Anything" so I guess we can go with that. /o/ Medusa can have Freezepop - "manipulate", although probably as a montage rather than singing it. Perscitia is hilariously the only one of mine who has interacted with GLEE cast at all - she wasn't really exposed to singing at all back home, but Rachel told her there are PRIZES involved, so she can sing "Mine, Mine, Mine" from Pocahantas on behalf of liking shiny things and minions.

If you could get me into one fandom I'm not currently, what would it be (and why)?

[cheerleading]

UGH THAT IS HARD. I want to say Big Bang Theory but I am still concerned you would have Issues with it. But it's so fun and science geeky. Or maybe Torchwood because I think you would write amazing, sciencey, kinky fic for it and there's lots of cool stuff.

Same at you!

[notmakingout]

Tales of Vesperia! [easy button :x] I mean obviously I really like it, but it's just... really enjoyable. The party is all really likable characters and they get along really well! And have hilarious skits! Words cannot really describe how much I love them.

Umm... what are your characters' favorite foods?