A long time ago, in a butthole not so far away...
It was a rainy evening, the village people hid their young children knowing that something bad was to happen this fateful night... Little did they know that all hell was indeed breaking loose. RRRRAAAAARRRR was the sound from the mountains, the illustrious rimjobman awoke hungry, hungry for buttholes. But since he was lazy he just logged onto the internet and looked at assholefever.com, lets just say rimjobman has a fever, and the only prescription is more asshole. Fuck off everybody!