Ed Westwick = Cougar-bait!
Hey kids…
So I’m having a bit of a crisis. I was watching an interview on Youtube with Ed Westwick and two things leapt out at me.
1) He said the words: “in my native tongue.” And that just about proved to be the undoing of my panties. I was ready to rip them off an throw them at the screen for the sheer sexiness of him speaking in that accent and even mentioning his tongue. Guh…
2) And then…he said something that stopped my 31-year-old heart. He said, “I just recently turned 21…” It was like a bomb going off over your head…all sound is muffled, you can see mouths moving but the words are all muddled. Holy freakin crap!!!! I’m lusting after a kid 10 years my junior?!?! AND I’m pregnant?!?! I’m a knocked-up cougar!!!!! Fuck me….
Waaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
Ok, clearly, I need to get my ass back to the maturity of Mr. Ackles on Supernatural and double-quick! And yet…CHAIR holds such allure. Oh, CW, you cruel bitch mistress!!!