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"Hello, you've reached Bertha Marilla Blythe. I'm not home at the moment, but please leave your name and a number where I might reach you and I'll ring you back the moment I get a chance to."
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[In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game fandomhigh for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content.
The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image.]