an intersting night
story 1
when i die i hope somebody comes to the funeral. somebody gret. i hope there are big cats full of smelly flowers. and there'll be a photographer who will read passages from TIME in my honor. and gross girls will cry out my name. and all the people who hurt me when i was little will be crying their eyes out. but nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind.
story 2
once there was a boy named Justin. nobody at davidson elemenrty school liked him. they hated him and sat on him and called him a tree. once they even put green fishes in his underpants. he told the teachers but they just make fun of his face. there was a girl named emily that thought he was cute but she cried flowers. justin was very smelly that day. then one day he got pretty and everybody liked him, but then he found out they were kidding and really making a bird out of him. he flew some more. he is still a carrot today.
story 3
I ate in the dark. Where am I? Where is my pizza? green. Phantoms make cows in the night. I am alone. I float like me.
story 4
my idiot brother brian is such a tator tot! when i sing to him, he stares. when he loses a couch, he stares. and when i call him a tator tot, he stares!! i hate my idiot brother brian.
story 5
the other day i was at steak n' shake eating peppers when out of nowhere came this yellow guy. i could tell he had serious bollte problems from the get-go. his big toe was all smelly and stank like johnny cash. a chair was haning out of his pants. he fell in a puddle of pepper juice. i laughed my toucuss off.
to be continued...
when i die i hope somebody comes to the funeral. somebody gret. i hope there are big cats full of smelly flowers. and there'll be a photographer who will read passages from TIME in my honor. and gross girls will cry out my name. and all the people who hurt me when i was little will be crying their eyes out. but nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind.
story 2
once there was a boy named Justin. nobody at davidson elemenrty school liked him. they hated him and sat on him and called him a tree. once they even put green fishes in his underpants. he told the teachers but they just make fun of his face. there was a girl named emily that thought he was cute but she cried flowers. justin was very smelly that day. then one day he got pretty and everybody liked him, but then he found out they were kidding and really making a bird out of him. he flew some more. he is still a carrot today.
story 3
I ate in the dark. Where am I? Where is my pizza? green. Phantoms make cows in the night. I am alone. I float like me.
story 4
my idiot brother brian is such a tator tot! when i sing to him, he stares. when he loses a couch, he stares. and when i call him a tator tot, he stares!! i hate my idiot brother brian.
story 5
the other day i was at steak n' shake eating peppers when out of nowhere came this yellow guy. i could tell he had serious bollte problems from the get-go. his big toe was all smelly and stank like johnny cash. a chair was haning out of his pants. he fell in a puddle of pepper juice. i laughed my toucuss off.
to be continued...