a special family easter
i went home for easter and hung out with my family. my sister and i drank mimosas and pretended to help my dad fix dinner. a bottle of champagne later, we also found an egg dye kit and made an assortment of "special" easter eggs. there was "bitch", "butthead", "stupid whore" and "A-hole", as well as "eat me" at my dad's request. i even made one special for my buddy justin... "douche". in a pathetic attempt to save our souls from eternal damnation, we also made one that says "yay jesus". some people may think of christmas and easter and think "religious holiday". i disagree. i like to think of them as some of the best drinking holidays ever. then as i walked out the door to hitch a ride back to college my mom handed me a brown paper bag full of candy with my name on it!! so i want to thank my family for an especially lovely easter. thanks guys!