I'm going to make him pay for that in 16 years
My nephew kills me. I was hanging out with him earlier and he wanted to play hide and seek but I wanted to drink with my brother in law. Reaching a compromise I told him that once the beer was gone I'd play with him. And that is how my nephew became the best drinking buddy ON EARTH.
He just stood by me for two hours and every time I put my glass down he'd yell in my ear, "DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!"
God, he really is related to me; bless his Irish heart.
After his first day of kindergarten he kept talking bout how excited he was for other grown up things and I realized that I'm probably more excited than he is for him to grow up. Oh Joey, you think kindergarten is fun? I can't wait to introduce you to rum and even more importantly, the women who drink it.
He just stood by me for two hours and every time I put my glass down he'd yell in my ear, "DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!"
God, he really is related to me; bless his Irish heart.
After his first day of kindergarten he kept talking bout how excited he was for other grown up things and I realized that I'm probably more excited than he is for him to grow up. Oh Joey, you think kindergarten is fun? I can't wait to introduce you to rum and even more importantly, the women who drink it.