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Ansem just kept walking down the stone path on Destiny Islands. He was thinking about cutting his hair or just getting a new hair style. {Hmmmmmmm.......maybe a mullet? Yes, lets......Or maybe a chilie bowl?} "AAAA shit" yelled the now damp Ansem. He hadn't been paying attention and walked right into the water fall in front of the Secret Place. "Why would anyone put this right here?" he pondered. "Oh well." He got up and started down the tunnel of the Secret Place. "Oh, Tidus" moaned a very high voice. Then Ansem could see a mouse right on top of a very young boy. "What the crap?" asked Ansem. {Now nothing makes sense. Oh well, I don't know why but that little boy must die! Wait, wait, I'm getting a name.} "JIMMY!, uuuuu, BOBBY!!, SPong-" "Tidus! you frickin ass hole!" "Uhhhhh, I knew that." said Ansem as he picked up a root and ran over to Tidus. He threw Minnie into a random black abbess. Then, he held Tidus and stabbed Tidus in the four head! YESSSS the freak is dead. The freak is dead, I'm so glad the freak is dead! Yay! Wait what the crap? The freak isn't dead. Don't ask me how but know Tidus lives!!!!! Now back to the abbess. Ansem just sat there about 6 feet from Minnie. "I'm bored, why does this take so long?" {Mice, how could they do it right? That sounds hard?}
[For the rest of the trip Ansem had some fun time with Minnie]
"Aww crap where here" said Ansem disappointedly.