Randolph Legacy, Generation 6.6!
Last time, Gaea was rather conceited, and Nyx was rather maladjusted. Gigi grew up (badly) into an elder. Ananke noogied the world, and Athena slowly spiraled into the dysfunction that inevitably marks the end of a ISBI Family Sim's teen years. Athena left for college soon afterwards. Deimos topped the Artist career, and then aged up (well) into an elder-hobo. The ghosts tried to scare Nyx into behaving several times--it took getting an A+ grade and some homework tutoring for that to happen. Ciaran Bean-Sidhe rejected both Gaea and Ananke, proving that he's probably asexual. Nyx got into public school, aged to teen, and became a Knowledge sim.
Then I sent the last three girls to Uni, leaving you all with an heir poll!
And Gen 6 wandering aimlessly on the sidewalk in front of their dorm!
After quite a few votes, here's how it stood when I went to play:
Ananke is heir, and she gets the hair I originally intended her to have! :D
Here's the LTW that is NEVER going to happen in an ISBI (of mine).
And here's the proof of her OCD~
Here's swampyclouds's Remy Wheeler, looking cow-riffic. I thought she was setting a standard of adorable for our dormies, but she was just walking by. :(
Instead, the dormie parade begins with selzi's Helga Carlson. When we are trying to avoid doublers. :( Oh well, Ananke's straight anyhow.
imaginepageant's Jared Wilder is just here to annoy me. JUST. TO. ANNOY.
And after this, I decided to make all male dormies move in instead of randomizing it. :D
Here's hidden_kitten's ideal PT dude as a dormie named Marcell. Aren't you guys so glad you let me have your sims now? XD
Helga decided to go talk to Gaea about making out. Um...I don't think she's into girls, sweetheart.
THIS? Is jenji-sims's Nathaniel Quinn. Woohoo, a second eligible bachelor for our heir!
Speaking of Ananke, she's very happy to make his acquaintance.
Our last dormie is Trebuchet Dork. (katu) GRR. That's like 60% of them from previously-used peeps! This is statistically unlikely!
It's winter at La Fiesta Tech, and Marcell LIKES it.
Good thing he's not a plantsim anymore.
FINGAHGUN MOB
Ananke thinks that Trebuchet is hot.
Well, too fucking bad, princess!
Obligatory college phonecalls for the heir from three generations ago.
So, unlike most of our prior heirs, who had finicky chemistry, Ananke's attracted to practically everybody.
Which includes Nathaniel. Rrowr.
...I thought you two were friends when you were kids?
So I have the best idea for making spare cash. Wanna hear it?
I'll listen to anything you say, baby. + +
I think that was a bad idea, Ananke!
Not so fas--
Oh.
I love how it seems like Ananke is hamming it up so much more than Nathaniel in those pics.
That's hot.
That was almost too easy.
Then he up and went to bed in the middle of the date. I even had Ananke go and knock on his door to try and END the thing at least, but it wasn't happening.
The couch looks comfy, but not THAT comfy, Gaea.
Plus, I couldn't sleep in a room where this was going on!
Athena still hates rain, just so you know.
Always gotta be one hobo in every generation.
This is just spam. I hope you aren't disappointed by the lack of hilarity in this caption.
This isn't either one of their bedroom. I know I should be happy they actually found a bed, but still...
Then, early in the morning (when the date finally ended on its own), Nathaniel is all put out that he can't go in Ananke's room to kiss her goodbye. Serves you right! If you let her end the date properly, you would've gotten a nice stat boost last night.
Now go away.
Aw, Athena's made friends with Trebuchet. :3
I want to fertilize your eggs.
YAYZ.
I know you're a family sim, Athena, but seriously...
YOU'VE DETACHED YOUR TEETH
The lunchlady has arthritis. BOO FUCKING HOO I'm not even thirty and my hands and wrists hurt sometimes. :(
So, I'm going to spend today with Nathaniel and it will be awesome!
No, you're playing the field, since you can.
Here's Alfredo Olom, also by jenji_sims! They have two bolts, just like half the people in the world do with Ananke. Since he's practically her genetic identical twin, though, that lessens his chances quite a bit.
Snorri Sowhut (leenyland) and his magnificent sideburns also have two bolts with Ananke.
Then the cafeteria lady lit the kitchen on fire!
This is so not raising my ISBI stats!
Jared and Marcell just sat there watching Trebuchet and cafeteria lady running back and forth under the sprinkler. If only I had the foresight to record video at times like these...
While Ananke's chemistry with sea-serpent's Crystal Scallywag was ALSO two bolts...
...they were both too busy pointing and laughing at Nyx to have even a conversation.
Bitch be crazy.
Do you even remember your own childhood? This could just as easily have been your fate.
Dude, those sideburns are kickin' rad.
Why thank you!
Even if the boltage claims to be equal, all she really wants is Nathaniel. So they shared a first kiss in a heart-shaped cloud of hearts.
Ananke's actually sensible, deep down inside.
Probably.
Newsflash!
You BOTH smell!
Given Deimos's LTW, we're doing things slightly different so I'm not stuck working up several relationships after Uni. Basically, I'm taking the spare with most of their needs fulfilled and having one controlled date with their best NPC match.
Demeter's up first!
Aaaand she's got high chemistry with the head master. It's good to see that his hotness won't be wasted.
Though I'm a bit concerned about his feelings regarding EDUCATION.
And...
HOLY CRAP
Well, I already used a katu sim in Gen 1, and there's at least one more to use in the Borks if they get hard up so...Athena's already paired up. No effort on my part!
IfyougetpregnantI'llkillyou.
Ah, back to what I was doing...
Demeter and Headmaster have their first kiss. Aww. :3
When Gaea does karaoke, she doesn't just sing. She jumps around like crazy. Every. damn. time.
It's like every time I think Nyx can't possibly be a bigger trainwreck...she gets a mesh butterfly unitard for her underwear.
Oh yes, you are oh-so-academic, Nyx.
They did this on their own!
Yes, the boys are here. No, they're not doing much else.
This was so important you couldn't put on clothes first?
Sushi for everybody!
Sushi, and blindness!
I bet you two were having all sorts of fun down here...
...not as much fun as I was having upstairs...
Athena...
I got laid! :D
It's so awesome when we play this game where we punch each other!
Wow, even Demeter's about ready to headdesk over her sister.
I can't believe she hooked up with Trebuchet! I liked him!
Ananke, you like ALL the boys.
What's wrong with that?
Gaea's turn first gives her a teen clerk...which I'm not so down with. There's got to be someone legal out there for her...
Ananke's actually doing this autonomously. I think I told her to go work on her own heir portrait and I get this.
Here's another match for Gaea.
Wow! He's wearing a fursuit!
...whut.
B-but I can't see your face in these pictures!
...I'm wearing a fursuit.
It's like she knows how WRONG this all is, but she's enjoying it anyway.
What. the. fuck.
Just keep walking, Asklepios, just keep walking.
~FIRST KISS~
What the hell is wrong with me?
We'll just chalk it up to your ~traumatic childhood~, bb.
Athena's sleeping. You wore her out. Shoo.
Of course, as soon as she wakes up, she's singing karaoke in her underwear. I'm sure that was all because of/for the delight of Trebuchet.
Oh, and she's doing this while all the other spares head to their final because, due to some erroring out at the beginning of the semester, she's a few hours behind them on the schedule.
TWO A+ GRADES
One of them is Nyx. How the hell did this happen?
They've also figured out to wear their outerwear when it's cold and snowy. This is amazing! :D
Oh, Gaea. Everyone's got their quirks. Yours is just nearly universally reviled, that's all!
I put a speaker outside to hopefully curb the bench sleeping. Given that there's a couple feet of SNOW outside, and it keeps falling.
YES, I GET IT
YOU ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER
Nyx LOVES snow, guys!
Another A+.
Seriously. Did you guys forget this was an ISBI?
Hermes's best NPC match is the Gorgeous Grocery Girl!
YAAAAAY
However, I tweaked them a bit to give them two bolts. He likes fitness and she likes formal wear.
For some reason, Helga mysteriously moved out and was replaced by Alfredo.
NO PREG--
I know, I know. No pregnancy. Sheesh. You're no fun.
She's conceited, but with good reason to be!
First kiss achieved!
So, you guys don't like pudding or something?
This is for you, kingmike1224~
I am so happy Demeter got this for her outerwear. It just suits her. :D
Another heir, another portrait.
Nyx makes a move on the hot fireman.
Happy pictures for every couple, if they want them.
His anaconda don't want none, unless you've got bus, hun.
Yes, we get it Gaea, you ARE ROCKING OUT HARD CORE. Now stop singing that OOGIE OOGIE OO song.
...I hate you. So much.
This is our fifth time in Uni and our first pregnancy, so I guess I can't be too mad. I'm just sending you home before the baby is born. If Ananke graduates first, so do you. If she doesn't, you're dropping out.
No, you can't join in, LLAMA. Go get Gaea off the karaoke machine or something.
Is there a reason why you've eaten three servings of macaroni and cheese in a row?
...I'm just SO. HUNGRY. I don't know why!
Demeter approves of relationships that lack punching!
Does he know what he's in for, yet?
I don't think your sister even knows!
What do you mean, 'did you use protection'?
See?
No, this isn't some mysterious furry yiff position, this is when I realized that there was a reason dates were randomly wanting to ride an Electro-Dance-Sphere.
I HAD INVISIBLE DATE GIFTS ON THE LOT
I deleted the sphere, but...you'll see later the extent of the problem.
First, Ananke loses her virginity where her sister got knocked up!
AND ALMOST MISSED HER FINAL.
FUCK LOVE, you need an education, missy!
...aw, it's mutual. You mean I don't have to drug either one of these two to get them hitched? Wow.
At least this is mutual, too. Because can you say shotgun wedding?
INVISIBLE KARAOKE MACHINE
...no, it's not a lolsims pic. It's an invisible karaoke machine. D:
BIG SMOOCH for Nyx, but it's time for Asklepios's date.
This is not the only prof in his crystal ball screen. But she was the prettiest.
This is totally inappropriate.
Says the guy prancing in the midst of his twin's date in his manties.
...this? Is a disturbingly FAST move.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
Also, look at Gorgeous Grocery Girl. She was glitched and probably spewing out some of these things right here and now.
On the bright side, the college kids' lot is worth as much as the lot back home now. *facepalm*
And Nyx got some headphones from an invisible DJ booth stuck to her head.
Ugh. I don't feel well for some reason.
Sorry, Marcell. She's pregnant with another dude's baby. I'd say you tried too late.
I hope you puke all day, you idiot! Pregnant spare in ISBI college! What made you think this was a good idea?
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ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 6
Perma-Plat Sims: 3
Shrink Visits: 10
Social Bunny Visits: 1
Fires: 8
Self-Wettings: 16
Pass-Outs: 25
Fights: 20
Deaths: 10
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
Miscarriages: 2
College Dropouts: 1
That last stat will more than likely go up by at least one next update. >:| Stupid Athena!
You may have noticed I paired up ALL of the spares. I think I'm just going to marry them all off, and then marry Ananke last on the main lot. This should hopefully prevent any glitching with the LTW toggle on Deimos.
That's all for now, though I've played part of the next Bork update already. :)