Laurince Legacy, Generation 12.5!
Last time, Leeta became a child. Her sister Leela also showed her that her attempts to kill her little brother Link were not forgotton. Luthor was a bit of a pimp, and then he went to Uni. Leeloo's attempts at finding love came up pretty dry. Unfortunately, she coped with this by spending WAYYYYY too much time hanging around her uncle Felix. She eventually went to Uni, too. Locke got his mack on with the one girl who didn't like his brother. Leela became a teen Romance sim with the want to do 20 sims. This is the generation of whores, apparently. Link became a child and didn't look like anyone but his mother. Rosie neared a breakdown because she's a PLEASURE-aspiration ROBOT.
First things first, I installed a lighting mod that gives me a dawn and dusk. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. :P Some of the pictures are great, while every once and awhile, I get one that's off.
Rosie's off on her first day of work in the music career. Hopefully she will eventually be perma-plat.
Laurince Gen 12ers...stop trying to dance with your younger siblings. It's odd.
Leeta's still a bit of a loner. I think it's cute.
Macy has finally let on that she's a little bit jealous of Julian's ~space party~. You're a bit old for alien baby space parties!
I think pretty soon one of us is going to clock out.
I'm sure Julian's just saying that because the wallpaper is so busy it's tiring just to look at. No, seriously. I need to change it!
Your head, did someone hit it off with a tennis racket?
That better be just a "Family Kiss."
Leela goes for another date, and this time she gets another townie with skin error. Let's just pretend he's actually still his dark skintone.
(Also his name is Bevan, he was auto-generated way before kingmike1224's Bevan, but it's still amusing!)
ADORABLE FLIRTING
Link wants you all to know that he is FULL OF AWESOME.
I'm so glad I didn't actually kill you!
I want to know who the hell knocked over the evil snowman. I want to know when the hell someone MADE the evil snowman.
Link is very quietly winning at life to make up for the fact that his very existence holds up this generation and, thus, is annoying to me!
Aw, look how happy Kiki is to have made 100,000 and shown up her hubby who has that for his LTW.
What's up, Julian?
Julian has reached the twilight of his life?
Aw, man, this is a weird feeling guys. Gen 10 is DEAD. Generation 10? HAS FUCKING DIED.
Julian was a very good popularity sim. I don't even know who the the fuck Lora is, but she's in the will!
Okay, that's a strange way of coping, Locke.
...actually, why did the grandkid have the robot reaction, and why does the robot have the emotional one?
EXCLAMATION: MY CREATOR IS GONE!
Well, my dad is dead, we're practically grandparents, and we'll be dead soon!
I think Kiki is drunk.
These two are grieving in a more typical fashion. Also, Macy's lifebar went way up. Why does she get to outlive Julian so much?!
It's good to know my robot is not ALL heart.
Wait, what?
Well, at least you always know what to expect from a romance sim in terms of behavior.
And Macy eats her emotions away, as she always does.
And this is why the game doesn't let servos have faces out of the box.
This is cute, and actually appropriate for teenage dating!
Look, Rosie, you aren't a Bender-style robot.
Statement: I am drinking to relieve the pain of realizing that Julian's passing means that he and I will not be "getting jiggy with it."
You are a robot, you don't feel pain!
Also, that reference is so dated!
I'm glad that robot didn't get Kashyyyk's personality, or it would be humping my leg right now!
How would you know, Felix? Also, your niece got pretty close to her father in personality...oh crap.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Guys, guys, wait. Leeloo is the one who is all into the Laurincest and shit. Not Leela. She'll cut you.
She can't cut me if I noogie her first!
You wanna bet, bitch?!
Okay, this has suddenly become less interesting.
Welcoming in random strangers is much more interesting!
But not as interesting as intercepting what is either your son's or your niece's lovenotes~
This is...out of character. This guy is actually an old friend of Jo's, who has a couple bolts of chemistry with her. Her attention, however, is all for her husband.
How can this be? I am so sexy!
Yeah, well none of the teenage girls liked you, either, so I didn't bother to remember your name.
Wait, why did you say you were here again?
I...er...
Leela might not be attracted to him, but she'd still hit it.
One step forward in the long, long road of keeping the robot from completely flipping her shit.
Correction: "Flipping my shit" is not part of my programming.
Could've fooled me.
So, Daddy, since we're part alien, can we fly?
No.
Not even a little?
Nope.
Crud.
And with the last of her burning childhood questions answered...
Leeta is a teen!
She rolled being a ginormous nerd knowledge.
She really, really doesn't like their houseguest.
Much to the houseguest's ~chagrin~, as he watches her begin a magic-crystal-ball-induced tryst with the paperboy.
For fuck's sake, Link, the thing with the Kermit is getting creeptastic.
Oh jeez, the part-alien girl wants to be a mad scientist? Who'da thunk it? Next you'll tell me that her sisters want to pollinate and multiply. Oh, wait.
Paperboy is a douche who won't go on a date with Leeta. Douche.
Locke goes to college, and the only one who cares is his aunt Johanneke.
Actually, here's something hilarious and creepy. Both of Kiki's kids have chemistry with Jo when they are grown, and all of Kashyyyk's daughters have chemistry with Felix. What. the. hell.
Obviously, Leela is only into this Romance thing to hurt as many people as much as possible.
Well, he's kinda ugly and only barely outside the realm of being related to me, but in this town, that's about as well as you can do sometimes.
I don't think he'll do you if you knock him unconscious with a baseball.
I don't know my own strength sometimes! Ask Leeta.
Leeta is busy.
So you couldn't get my sister to take this guy, you think you're gonna pawn him off on me?
He pays me a lot more than you all do.
Eeeesh.
If you're looking for the twin that cares about promotions, you've got the wrong one. Try the one you married.
Kira and Elf Cop are doing swimmingly.
All right, sneaking through the house and depositing expensive gifts is a little less appropriate teenage dating.
Leela goes to college! Four down, two to go!
I MISS GRACE. *wibbles*
Guys who Leeta has chemistry with, guys?
DARYL FUCKING GREY.
AKA, the only man to father children in two separate Laurince generations. Hot children who managed to not be heir. I think they have three bolts, guys. Third time's the charm, perhaps?
Leeta has just shot up in my esteem.
Daryl is very weird.
Of course, if you were stuck in perpetual college student age, while you fathered children who aged, had children of their own...you might start being a little weird yourself.
I had decided I would send them to college as soon as Link aged up...but then, I decided to give Link a day as a teen, so I aged him to teen a day early. So they'll be sent at the same time they would've been, but he gets a little fun (and fairness?).
He aged up into that hair AND outfit. HA.
Wow, I was wondering when I would ever get a sim with Popularity aspiration and the want to be Captain Hero. I certainly didn't have back to back torchholders in the Randolph Legacy like that. Of course not!
But then he goes and has chemistry with this bitch who I've been needing to get into the family for years. Curse you and your complications, Link!
So...while Leeta may not be ~romance oriented~ like her sister Leela, she's really good at autonomously getting it on. This scene would have been really cute. So why isn't it?
THEY DID IT UNDER A BIG PAINTING OF DARYL'S SON IVAN. CREEPY.
(I didn't stage this, either, that picture has been in that bedroom since I moved the family into this house.)
And so begins the cycle of Leeta being stalked.
Link gets his first kiss with the bitch. I am benevolent, no?
Query: How is it that you still have the apperance of a 20-year-old, yet you are a grandparent?
Some days, I wonder about that myself.
Query: Why only some days?
Because the rest of the time I just revel in the fact that I am forever hot.
Link gets to also experience his first make-out...I think.
Bored now.
YOU'RE BORED?! PFFT.
GEN 12 GOES TO UNI........................FINALLY!
So, just in case you've forgotten since he's been absent since mid-last update...Kiki and Felix's eldest, Luthor.
Kashyyyk and Johenneke's eldest, Leeloo. Who went from kinda awkward to kinda hot in the teen/YA transition.
Locke has the dubious honor of being Gen 12's ugliest, but he's still a sweetie.
Leela is very purple. Very.
Leeta somehow doesn't seem like a total clone of Leela like I had thought. I don't know what the difference is.
Since I could put Link back into the outfit he only wore for one day as a teen, I did. I still don't see a bit of Kashyyyk in him.
Screw you, Leeloo. I'm having hard enough time deciding on heir without you and your lack of alien genetics cuting it up.
I like how it looks like GOS puked on Gen 12. It started with me color-coding the two older girls' hair based on their character names and...yeah, I don't know.
I made some more townies since I'd married most of mine into the family, and Leeloo has high chemistry with one right away. This is Anatolius, and I think I would like to marry him in. :3
I forgot this guy's name, but it doesn't matter too much because Leela's got a lot of partners to go through to be fulfilled in life.
Link has chemistry with Ai, who should also be black but is missing her skin. I have wanted her in the family since forever. She has pretty eyes.
Total proof that you don't need an all-white sclera on your eyes for EXPRESSIONS OF HILARITY.
Aaaand while I'm paying attention to Anatolius since he's actually on a date with Leeloo, Leela has already made out with random guy. GO YOU.
What should we sing about?
How about...what cute babies we'd have together?
...what?
Better ways to announce your family sim-ness, Leeloo. Better ways.
Leeta, the occasional pipe hit isn't a bad thing, just don't get too close to that thing you're hitting it with.
(Alternative commentary: Leeta, let that pipe be the only thing in this shot that you ever hit. *rimshot*)
Just because I'm going crazy finding potentials for the other kids, doesn't mean that Luthor doesn't still got it.
Leeta's all YAY COLLEGE, and the rest of them are YAY CLASS IS OVER.
Link really misses the house robot. And I thought Luthor would be the one hooking up with Rosie due to his inherent pimpness.
You are beautiful in the twilight.
I'm sure you mean that as a compliment, but ever since some twat wrote about sparkletastic vampires, that word has been ruined for me.
Can I watch you sleep?
What? NO!
I love you.
D:
Leela needs to stop playing catch. For serious.
No, I don't know where Leeta is, you two. Also, randomly following people is creepy.
Black-haired ponytail chick: D: Now he will never love me.
This is Derin, and I've decided he is Leela's CHOSEN ONE (even if she is a ho), because he matches her outfit.
Leeloo's Queue: *Act all pensive and hawt to outshine sisters*
Leeta, you can't sleep in Luthor's room. That's a bit creepy.
But if I sleep in my room, they'll find me.
Overreact much?
...I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
Majors are declared and I'm still not letting Link invite over Rosie. (Mainly because Rosie will look like a normal servo off her home lot.)
I decide to see who Locke has chemistry with and...I just had to show you the window. First of all, I didn't know he was bi. Or, he would only be bi for a distant male part-alien Laurince cousin. His next highest chemistry?
Hermione Lenard. Gwen's daughter. Gwen is the Gen 7 spare otherwise known as the one who would've been heir if Grace hadn't been quite so fucking insane.
And it so happens that Hermione looks just enough like her mother to make me lose all reason.
Hermione lives up to her Grangeriffic namesake by being a Knowledge sim. She lives up to being her mother's only child by being exactly as outgoing and crazy.
What are you grinning about?
The fact that even if my cousins are in running for heir, I'm your favorite kid from my half of the family.
Yeah, about that thing where I had been counting Locke out of contention...
He's suddenly figured out a way to redeem himself in my eyes!
Sometimes you can't help but love the Laurincest? ...right?!
I didn't think that getting high was something to do that Family sim "aw, shucks" type of motion over. What is up with you, Luthor?
Everything I thought was true in this world is now in upheaval!
Oh, don't be such a drama queen now that it's a six-way tie instead of a five-way tie for heir.
This is so much better than being stalked all over the dorm like Leeta.
Show some sympathy to the poor girl. She's probably cowering in the campus library right this second!
I'm reading!
...good job?
So I kept trying to have Leela call him, but she couldn't, and then I noticed he actually lived her.
Oops. Dormie!
Surprisingly enough, this is only 2/20 for her!
She likes to take her time.
Who the hell is this and what is he doing?
This is my weirdo cousin who is using his OCD as an excuse to perv. He's got some sort of incest kink. Also he knows that I can't hide a knife in panties this small.
What are you doing, Leeta?
I'm showing all those creeps they can't keep me from living my life!
You're kinda giving them a show, if you know what I mean.
Why can't I win?
I worry that I'm not cute enough to be heir.
I worry, too.
NO LEETA NO WHAT
WHY
NO
WHAT
WHY
NO...
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Yes, that last bit by Leeta is autonomous. Obviously, I need to start inviting Daryl over. *shudder*
I really have a problem. I went from liking maybe three of them for heir to liking like ALL of them. What the hell, guys, what the hell?
The next update for them will probably go past Uni, so if I'm going to do this at all, now's the time.
Luthor Laurince - Romance - Woohoo with 20 sims
Pros:
- is hot
- is a pimp, making LTW easy
Cons:
- I don't remember if he has a stand-out babymomma candidate
- being Kiki's kid, doesn't look like the past gens at all (this is also kinda a pro)
Leeloo Laurince - Family - Reach Golden Anniversary
Pros:
- is adorable
- probably best blend of Kashyyyk and Johanekke's face
- Anatolius!
Cons:
- no alien genetics
- family sim means Gen 13 would be large
Locke Laurince - Family - Become Celebrity Chef
Pros:
- HERMIONE LENARD OTP
- LTW is hilarious for a family sim
Cons:
- least hot of the gen
- also family sim, big family, yadda yadda yadda
Leela Laurince - Romance - Woohoo with 20 Sims
Pros:
- Cute, alien genetics
- Lots of baby daddys
Cons:
- Her face seems long compared to her sisters, making her not quite as pretty as them
Leeta Laurince - Knowledge - Become Mad Scientist
Pros:
- Cute, alien genetics
- DARYL GREY'S SUPER SPERM
Cons:
- Is a little boring, except for
- Apparently doesn't mind autonomous sex with random ugly sociopaths -- this could end in pregnancy D:
Link Laurince - Popularity - Become Captain Hero
Pros:
- Alien genetics
- Doesn't have the "Griff nose"
- Possibly wants to bang Rosie
Cons:
- Doesn't really look like Kashyyyk at all
- Is kinda boring
- Popularity/Captain Fucking Hero My Ass
I'm not saying I'm going to go by the results, but I'm having a poll anyway!
Poll YOUR THOUGHTS ON YAOI GEN 12 HEIR
Also, I may only bring half of them to the frathouse next update if I can manage to pick a top three out of them all. BLARGH.
Randolph update next (of course, since those are always quickies), and then it's the Hensons turn!