Laurince Legacy, Generation 8.6!
So we got all moved in at the end of last update. Hailey and Hazel sit down and start hitting the books.
...Hannah's got her own kind of studying, I see!
There's just so many men things I need to do at college!
...uh huh.
And here's Heath. Adorable, but kinda useless.
Way to be subtle, Hanners.
Look who just moved in! ...Daryl Gray? Let me refresh your memory.
I liked his genes, but his were wasted on my last floozy momma. If he has chemistry with a one of the girls, and she's heir? So reusing him. NYAH.
Multiple choice question: What is most wrong with this dormie?
a) His name
b) His hair
c) His face
d) His outfit
I'll admit, Heath and Hazel are probably my twinniest Laurince twins. I think there are twinnier Deline twins, but the whole damn family is twins.
I see where your priorities are, Hazel! (Too be fair, that locked want would be yet another Pleasure sim wanting to write a term paper. WTF.)
For some reason, I have multiple gypsies, and the one visiting us at Sim State U is much prettier than the other.
Look, even the gypsy can't believe this shit. Luckily, Hazel's all about quantity, not quality.
I don't know if this is two or three. I'm keeping major woohoo wants locked, and I figure she can be the town bicycle til I notice her aspiration bar stops going down.
As soon as he comes downstairs, Hazel's all over him. I don't get it. He's not FUG, but he's not HAWT either.
Hollie begins her plot to THWART MY PLANS. She has a relationship of 10 with Heath.
When I asked you if you liked to play in bed, this wasn't what I meant?
ISN'T THIS THE BEST DATE EVER HANNAH?
...it's Hazel.
Yeah, he can't tell and he doesn't care.
Maybe he's a bit of a clueless dolt, but he raised you and he loves you very much!
You will notice in this update that I "invited household" with the other kids' dorm...pretty much every day.
After all, they're still at the same school, even if I'm not bothering to play them.
...this is unholy and unnatural for a pleasure sim, I hope you realize.
Who is this chick? She's looking rough.
Abby IS looking rough. I don't get it. I guess I haven't seen her much in YA mode. Doesn't matter, anyway, Hailey. SHA-MOOZE time!
This never gets old.
I think Hester's doing most of the poking and slapping, lately. After Hollie was a bitch for a million years, I don't blame her.
When did you two STOP being enemies?
I hate that dormie! His hair is the same color as the speckle-faced bitch!
...uh, I hate to break it to you, but the majority of your family is blonde.
FIRE! I MUST SAVE THE LAST BOWL OF MAC AND CHEESE!
This chili has such a HEAT to it, it must be the hot sauce.
How dare that bitch interrupt our fight by lighting the kitchen ablaze!
Harrison, that is SO wrong.
Slightly less related, Farrah, but still wrong.
Look at this! I think the butterflies just flew into Hannah's jar.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Look, you are too young for this to go any further than dancing at elbow's length and eating some dining hall chow.
That's not what your sister said last night!
...which sister?
Does it even matter, Hazel?
Her features are kinda off, but oh so cute all together. Or is it just me?
One of Daryl's turn-ons is fitness, so Hannah starts to get herself prepared.
Wow, if you're in college that means Hazel and Heath are at least that old, too right?
...Hailey has chemistry with HIM, too. I'm sure if sims didn't innately know their parents, she'd have the hots for REAL dad, too.
He looks just like me...MY SON!
Duhr...the mailman looks a lot like that kid who lives down the hall.
Fauxhawk dude the sisters have been swapping is a little quicker on the uptake than Deszo.
The adorable shy-flirting that failed miserably for Grace and Geordi works like a charm for Heath.
WIN, Hailey! This guy is not related to any member of your family.
Welcome to the gun show!
Just because I enjoy the aroma of the meal being prepared does NOT mean that I have stopped despising you for a second, bitch.
Ditto, fuglips. It smells delicious, but you are vile.
In case it's unclear, Hannah just fell in love with Fauxhawk.
You have great-grandchildren, Daryl. How'd ya manage that and remain a virgin?
Morning greetings!
She seems a little familiar...
You couldn't know that's your former lover's great-great-great-granddaughter!
I really think we could make it work, if we moved to a big city where noone knew us. I mean, my mother's been playing him for a fool for years. And I make a mean grilled cheese.
...why are you enjoying this conversation, Abby?
D:
Hi, Holls. ...nothing much, just pledging to the family fraternity. Uh, no, there's really only room for four new people in the house.
They both wanted to be Drama majors. Same asp, same major...
This guy is ridiculously cute. I'd lament not getting a face shot, but I'm sure we'll see him again, if Hannah's heir.
Do you think there are other cultures where all sorts of boundaries we have don't exist? Fathers marrying daughters, for instance?
Isn't incest one of those universal taboos?
...oh, yeah.
Hannah, why you walkin' so sexy?
Hate to break it to you, but that's the llama guy out of uniform.
He's kinda cute.
Thank god it's only one bolt.
That's it. One of us has to be adopted if she's attracted to that.
Not only is this shot adorable, I like how the ended up with semi-matching outerwear. This is whatever they got when they transitioned.
Magic crystal ball gave us this for Heath. She's gorgeous--not cute like the cheerleading dormie--but cute's not a necessary quality.
They both love to do drugs! Match made in heaven.
...what, WHAT? Hot girl downstairs, Heath?
STOP SMIRKING ABBY.
So, they've been trying to bang everytime I'm not looking since I moved him in. It's not like they have three bolts or something.
...sure, she's been like the town bicycle the last couple of generations, but I feel a little bad because Farrah is in love with this Jenna chick.
Oh well, QUANTITY for Hannah, too.
Heath does NOT approve of llama-love. Of course, he's done his kinda ugly half-great-aunt, so...
Come on, isn't he cute?
Possibly in the "stuffed animal I want to cuddle" way, but not in the "pin down and nibble" way!
Why're you slapping me?
Do you ever need a reason?
...HAYDEN. NO.
Of course I'd love to pledge, Heath! This is awesome. I knew there was a mistake made when we started school! Now I know I'm a little behind, but I'm sure I can catch up to you guys in no time and--
Hollie?
Yeah?
Go clean the bathrooms, PLEDGE. Oh, then write my term paper.
...just a notch on the bedpost, that's all he is.
Wow, that's a great wig! It almost doesn't look like horse hair.
...it's not a wig, bitch.
...OH.
Hazel, why you gotta be so cruel?
Hart suddenly bursts out a vicious streak! That's Harper he's poking. Harper is non-existent, not because he didn't get invited over or show up, but because all he ever wanted to do was study.
Farrah graduated like she should have last generation.
You know, Heath is kind of cute. If you hadn't have nudged me towards lesbianism, I think I'd have...
OUT. NOW.
It's winter, of course it's cold. Put on some damn clothes.
NOT AGAIN. Fine, screw all your relatives, see if I care.
You know what I just thought of, Fuglips?
I didn't know you thought, Speckle-bitch.
We could've just gone to different colleges.
...so I heard a lullaby. Then she gave me this look.
FUCK YOU ABBY. This will not turn out the way you hoped. I am not sympathetic to you.
Hart is so dark and goffick, playing on the swing at night in his trench coat.
Hart is also a homophobic jerk.
...a gossipy homophobic jerk.
I put some more clothes on Hazel and changed her hair. I was wrong...she doesn't look like Emmy. She looks like Darla.
I think Hailey is very amused at her outfit. Well, she's a romance sim, and we want something a LITTLE bit warmer, right?
So, Hannah gets Jules, the spouse of a fifth gen spare (and Farrah's father) for a blind date. Well, you know, I always liked his genes. Why should they only get to be used on the kids of a spare?
You can't reenact the I Love Lucy episode in that sweater! There's nowhere to stuff the candies.
Uh...hey Abby.
I just found the coolest thing on campus.
Jules, you are so hot. I can't believe you're the age you say you are.
Uh...Hannah? Awesome chair?
...let's go upstairs.
If it was a Gen 8 kid, I would play this. But you know what? I don't wanna.
So, he wouldn't go any further than suggestive flirting under my direction. Took his vows seriously? No. As soon as the date was over and my attention was elsewhere, autonomous sex!
BYE, BITCH. (We'll see what Abby/Heath wrought next time.)
Why do I always have to come here with everyone else in the dorm, especially FUGLIPS?
Wait, why aren't I pledging the frat, too?
Well, I wanted Hollie to be placeholder (she will be a close enough relative to NOT get banged, I think). But maybe I'll have to move you in with Gen 9, too, for lulz. You'll have to make nice with Gen 9 to get in, though.
GRADUATION TIME!
Why am I still here?
Why won't Heath let me sit in that chair by the window?!
Why haven't you pledged long enough to join yet, Hollie?
When she does, Heath goes off to the V-ville bin to await his fate.
So, I hope that spaghetti looks good. You'll be staring at it for quite some time.
Wait, what do you mean? Staring? But I have to graduate so I can be heir!
See you next gen, Hollie!
Next gen? WAI--
Jules is still ace at delivering date gifts after his date is loooong gone. And LOL at stank-ass Hart.
Hope the commentary wasn't horrible. I was getting so burnt out on this generation near the end. Plus that dorm they were in needs to be bulldozed and I had a crashing episode that lost me a couple sim days worth of playing (because of the dorm). I've used it since Gen 4 at least, so it's way beyond its time.
SO. Things I should never do again:
- have two legacies with a combined total of 16 kids in the current generation
- play a uni household of two romance/two pleasure sims, then add them to a frat with another pleasure sim (there was MUCH CHEATING here)
Yeah, I hadn't had six or more kids since Laurince Gen 3, and I did it with both of the families. It's a wonder I wasn't completely burnt out. So, since I druuuuug out finishing Gen 8, we're a little behind where I thought I'd be on the Laurinces. I signed up for the second founder challenge on legacy_writers. The first update of THAT will be posted next. I've got a name theme and a legacy theme and I've mentioned it a few places. Then I'll do the next Deline update. I'm working six days in a row next week, so I don't know how quickly these things are going to happen, exactly!
Haven't decided heir 100% yet, but it's probably going to be Hannah. I want to finish her LTW off, I want to have 2-3 kids, I don't want to move anyone in, and yeah.
At some point, I'll add the current gens to the download pages for each legacy. Also, if you didn't see the pimp post to thesims2, I finally wrote the ginormous sims genetics tutorial I'd been wanting to write for ages.