For those who have forgotten in the passing of time, this is also technically Generation 11 of the Randolphs!
I'm sure my roll will slow a bit at some point (this update was started slightly before I disappeared, though I played most of it recently), but the Laurince/Randolph household will not be forgotten either~
Last time, Triton became permaplat through simply being fulfilled. Silenus had some terrible luck in the random matchmaking department. September aged up to teen with an aspiration of Fortune/Pleasure. Sean became a child, and continued to be awkward and pale. Evangelina and Quistis passed on the same day, leaving Quimby as the sole Gen 17 household member. This also happened in the middle of September's date with sparespare Hardy Cooper. Samson became a toddler, and I upped the timeline on all the Gen 19 kids a bit. Quimby became a plantsim outta nowhere, from his first spraying on a row of plants I didn't think would get bugs. Raine immediately decided this was a life choice she wanted to emulate.
Styx became a teen, rolling Knowledge/Pleasure. Silenus went off to Uni. I juiced Raine and Triton because this generation is so. fucking. long. Styx met a cute boy with a bitchin' fro. Then, Quimby passed. :( Just in time for Samson to grow up badly into a child, though he immediately made himself well-adjusted. All the kids got upped another day. Raine made it back to the top of the dance career. Sean became a teen, rolling Family/Popularity, and continues to be pale and awkward. September and Styx busked for tips during his birthday party, then September went off to Uni with every scholarship except pool, abduction, and dead parents.
Then I installed Pets, played like a day of the Laurinces, and fucked off for three years. You know, as one does...
I tested pets a bit with sparespare/former frat placeholder Farrah Zadok, then I gave the main house a sim recreation of my favorite late kitty, Midnight.
Here he is in all his dumb-faced, idiotic glory.
Midnight was well known for forgetting where his litter pan was, waiting for me outside my bedroom door while I was out of the house for months living two states away from college, not being allowed outside because he'd jump off the deck, being so scared of the rain he'd run and hide under a neighbor's downspout as rain poured down on his head, being afraid of stuffed animals, and possibly hunger-striking himself to death because replacing the living room furniture broke his brain.
I still love and miss you, you dumb bastard.
Nadzieja's playing very hard to get! You know, you are probably Sean's only shot at heirdom!
Oh well, I got him a magic crystal ball date with a cute, but nondescript teen townie.
Samson, for some reason, doesn't do much with his siblings. So it was perfect timing for the concept of Pets to exist in the Laurince world!
Raine looks so pleased with herself, it might be the dancing, it might be the stealthy chaperoning of poor Sean and his lady friend.
Styx really fucking loves to skill, still. She's a lot like September in that, remember.
She does take time to call her older siblings in purgatory the holding dorm.
Sean gets a first kiss...
...which soon turns into more.
Styx might be attempting to get a scholarship where her big sis didn't.
Triton sees Iole here walking by and invites her in. She's very pretty, but I don't know if I want more brown hair up in this business so soon.
She does think that Sean is attractive.
...whose wedding are you talking about, Styx? I don't think you've ever attended one!
Then it was smustle time, which somehow befuddles Styx.
Err...why does everyone think this is so much fun?
I have no idea! :D
It's okay if you can't do it! Raine can't have passed down her ~lord of the dance~ to everybody!
Samson? Shooting hoops outside. Alone.
I guess you like them pale, awkward, and weird Iole?
sim!Midnight exhibiting more ease with a scratching post than the real one. (Only horizontal surfaces. Ever.)
I swear, this is pretty much the only thing she ever wants to do. So maybe you shouldn't judge the dancing, bb.
Raine is still on her inane quest to become a plantsim. Since her father inadvertantly became one instantly, of course it's not working since she wants it.
Why is he doing this?
While I'm glad to see Samson do something social, looks like he's got more in common with his sister.
These two are still at it all the time. Which is fine, because Samson is most definitely the last child.
Sorry, Sean. Samson likes cats more than people.
Since it'd been eons since I'd played, I decided Styx needed to see bitchin fro again.
Why is he doing my job?
Look, Triton didn't grow up with the ~privilege~ of having maid service, Pamela! Besides, the triple-heir generation wasn't that long ago, I'd think you'd be happy to get to go home early sometimes!
Even when I don't tell Styx to skill, she finds a way to skill. Even when her boyfriend is outside waiting for her!
These two are happy to see each other!
Samson is already Midnight's human. He is supervising as Samson fulfills a want to earn a skill point.
These two aren't moving fast, they've been in relationship limbo for actual years!
...too bad they had to do it while Raine was working on her neverending quest to become a plant sim!
And then, when I thought Raine had finished up, she decided to stay outside and...spy on Juliette Capp? That always ends well.
Hee, she's like the oldest person in this hood!
Oh yeah, great idea there Raine.
If this wasn't so subtle, I'd make it the teaser. Really looks like Raine's actually doing some questionable spying on her daughter's love life.
Of course, the irate Ms. Capp shows up to interrupt Raine's carpool.
Styx made some cookies for Bitchin Fro. Turns out "call guest" to a meal will lead to the gardener serving you?
Welp, these two are in love now...
...so I decide they should go steady. I'm definitely leaning towards aging him up along with Styx. Six of Triton's kids need to get married for his LTW, and Styx is on my shortlist for heir.
Bitchin Fro might be having some regrets when he sees how close Styx is to her brother, though...
So Sean never wants to do anything productive. Samson has more skill points than he does. Don't interrupt him, Triton!
Raine comes back from work with a new best friend...
...one of the Gen 17 co-heirs, Penelope!
Styx maxes as skill as is her wont...
...how is Sean skilling after what I just said?
Laurincest or no, Sean is trying to be a bit of a lady killer.
*Midnight sees something suspicious*
Err...
So, a burglar shows up. Somehow he manages to sneak into the garage and steal the car without the burglar alarm going off!
Styx, being the only member of the family a) not being spooned or b) in a top bunkbed, is forced out of bed to call the police before he makes it further into the house.
This idiot, though! He walked back out of the garage and into the front door. So, as the cops show up, the alarm goes off anyway!
There's a sequence of hilarity as the boys run to inspect the alarm, but run past the intruder without a second glance.
Triton comes running as the cop apprehends the guy.
Raine gives no fucks and decides to have a bubble bath.
As it's 4am and I interrupted her sleep first, Styx has to down some caffeine to make it through the upcoming school day.
...great, now the whole household is going to be raging and emo for sim years.
That's the main reason why I hate it when the break-ins happen. Not the event, but the aftermath.
Samson, in great Laurince tradition, expects email to materialize out of nowhere.
I tried to get him to send some out, but the game gives me this bullshit. Really? He's got four older siblings and a confusingly-related cousin/great uncle away at Uni where there are many functioning computers!
Nadia runs by, cheerfully stealing the newspaper.
I get enough of this crap in my ISBIs, Styx. Also, I realize here that I don't think Samson's particularly antisocial...just the rest of the family doesn't care much for Sean.
The cat, though? Beloved.
WTF Fran? At least's Nadia's visit was pleasant.
Yay my identical twins are still BFFs!
See? Samson's family does like him.
This? Is Styx maxing her last skill. So, since I have a whole lot of nothing left to do with Styx...
...despite having her age moved up two days, I send Styx off to Uni a day early.
Raine? Again with the relaxing in water, not bothered by life changing events in her household.
Triton decides it's appropriate to see his youngest daughter off while wearing that speedo.
...I'd show you how Styx turned out now, but I'm making it all the way to Uni, so you'll get her at the end with everyone else~
Midnight kinda likes Sean. Only when everyone else, including Sean, is fast asleep and unavailable.
...oh you two. Living out your last afternoon of youthfulness, *sniffle*.
Invited in this pretty townie, ~just in case~. Triton and Raine aren't the only ones aging up today!
Sean Laurince: Outcast Sibling, Ladies' Man.
I can't believe it! That burglar was Aunt Quistis's father!
No wonder she ended up so screwed up!
Remember, Raine, it also didn't help that her mother is your new ~bestie~, Penelope.
Sure, serving a tray of drinks is totally appropriate for a kids' like fourteenth birthday.
I have a feeling that, no matter what happens, I'll still be awesome.
Triton comes home from work at the exact right time to age simultaneously with his wife!
elder!Raine. I decided to give her more subdued color in her clothing, so I took off the jewelry, and toned down her makeup a bit. She keeps her headband and hair, of course. I did give her some wrinkles, not that you can tell.
I had to darken Triton's eyebrows, but I honestly don't mind the outfit. He also keeps his hair. :3
Can you tell Raine threw the birthday party? BFF Penelope, and all her kids, Ron, and most of hers and Triton's siblings.
I had to eyeroll at the activewear she aged up into, but, then again, if she still can be a prima ballerina at like 55, then whatever.
Time for Samson's birthday!
Okay, with the two walkbys, Sean's little school friend, Triton's workfriend, I may have gone a little overboard with Raine's party invitations.
OMG that hair got even more perfect for Samson!
Pleasure/Fortune
LTW
And gender preference~
His name may be Samson, but I'm thinking it'd be more proper to think of him as ~ginger Jesus~.
I can't remember if Silenus is gay or bi, but I hope he's not getting cockblocked by his Aunt Roxy, here.
Looks like Styx and September can't reform the band quite yet.
Raine's proudly gazing down at her youngest almost as much as I am.
Samson may have been an accidental, anger-inducing sixth pregnancy lengthening this generation unexpectedly, but he is a GREAT blend of his parents and my two legacies!
...poor Sean, totally overshadowed, and unpopular even with his mother?! Harsh.
(Seriously, though. Sean is fucking boring aside from his ability to somewhat autonomously attract women.)
Sure, Raine, you've only got like 3 million dollars. Why hire a repairman when you can save money?
Samson's Fortune sub came out immediately, and since he wanted to get an entrepeneur scholarship, we quickly get him into a job. As an Oceanographer, he gets to wear hideous basegame swimwear~
...that was quick and anticlimactic. I hope the next oufit sucks less?
So, Samson, for all my favoritism, has a little bit of a downside. His best match of all the teens/YAs? Ubiquitous Laurince frat lover, Jenna. Also the erstwhile late-in-life fiancée of one of the romance sim heir's widower.
...despite that, she doesn't seem particularly enamored of Samson, despite his glorious hair. Maybe it's the swim trunks.
Raine tried to teach the stupidest cat in existence to use the toilet.
I could say it ended as expected, but I actually think I need to make sure my bathroom CC is Pets enabled. I don't know that I thought to check. I could've sworn it was mostly all post Seasons shit in my game at this point.
Oh sure, find him attractive after I give up on making him try to woo you. Tough shit, you get to hang around in perpetual infamy some more.
Perplexed by the smustle, or perplexed by Sean?
Now that Raine's an elder, she's fairly obsessed with grilled cheese again. She keeps hovering back and forth over this cuisine enthusiasm line, though. GAME SHE DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT CHIPS AND DIP
...and that's why we don't roll up wants to talk to Ruth, Triton. Low key, though, I think Triton's sister Psyche is like "dude, almost everyone else forgot you randomly fucked your twin's wife that one time, don't make us remember."
...they're actually still in love, LOL
Seriously. Such pale. Much awkward.
GAME WHAT IS THIS CAREER OUTFIT
SAMSON'S GONNA LOSE HIS MOJO
Back on the cat training front, we're trying something realistic.
Midnight never meowed until someone at my house while I was away at college withheld attention unless he'd speak. Yes, it's mean and when I heard about it, I was all angry eyebrows, but hey...four year old cat learns to meow, totally realistic here?
Winter is on, so the plant sim quest is on hold, but Raine's other locked want was to max out her Nature hobby, so she got to blog until she ~glowed~.
Why yes, the house with Triton, Raine, Sean, Samson, and a cat was just as boring as it looks here. Babby steps for getting back into playing, but hardmode for caring about it!
Samson comes home for work, and I try to get him a blind date so I can send him and Sean off to Uni with a clear conscious. I don't think the matchmaker was too happy about having to conduct business in a shrubbery.
Because she gives him Qistina Laurince~
Penelope's oldest daughter. Quistis's half-sister. Grandpa Quimby's first cousin. Half-uncle Ron's aunt. Etc, etc.
This is not realistic, game! Real Midnight would be trying to sleep on Raine's face!
...also, the date totally didn't start. Thanks, matchmaker. I fixed you after Sadie couldn't use you just for this shit?
So what do you want most, Qistina?
Oh, it'd be cool if your grandpa wasn't dead anymore.
Like he wants to see this shit, Qistina? What your sister did with his father was bad enough!
Now don't mistake this for Qistina not being a totally down Romance sim or Samson not having game.
...I forgot the sequential order of flirts after being away from the game for so long. I guess you can't go straight to Sweet Talk from level 1 flirtation~
Samson gets his first kiss, at least!
...and a new best friend? Okay, game.
I guess Psyche talking Triton down from anything involving Ruth didn't hurt their relationship any.
DUHRRR
Raine finishes teaching Midnight how to speak. Such useful. Much meowing.
Aaaand, Samson's got one more Charisma point before a scholarship, so we get him to finish that off before we finish this update off.
Luckily, the household won't be just Triton, Raine, and a cat for longer than twelve hours because I think we'd all die of boredom.
Sean's off to Uni. He got like two skill scholarships, but he won the Tsang footwork one, of course!
Raine's apparently bored of soaking and/or floating, and sees one of her kids off for once!
Aaaand here goes Samson!
And we'll say goodbye to Triton and Raine for a time. You guys were a good merge pair. I think I like you two more than Noelle and Neville, even!
UNI TIME~~~
First off, Ron's here because why the hell not. The...family relationship here is a little crazy, you might need to reread the last generation of updates or so to have it make much sense, but he's essentially simultaneously Gen 19's great uncle and a what-if offshoot Gen 18 member. Hence the R name.
Sadie Laurince! She's mostly Triton with Raine's lips. Probably the only hope for any XD eyes to survive the merge...
...because her twin, Saul Laurince II basically has his father's face. Sorry, sweetie.
Silenus Laurince is a bit of an opposite situation to Sadie, I think he's mostly Raine (the eyes look a lot different between genders) with Triton's mouth.
September Laurince is still a huge overachieving cutie, but got a bit of a longer face...I think Triton's face shape plus most of Raine's features.
Styx Laurince!!! I'm already slightly regretting giving her smaller hair, but she is so adorable! I think she's a great blend of her parents.
Look at Sean Laurince! I finally gave him some light brown hair and he looks so much better! I think some of the awkward is due to that strange male!Evangelina eyeshape he got through Raine, Triton's cheekbones and small lips, and that super-pale skintone with his blonde hair. At least I can understand a bit now how he could be a ladykiller?
I think Samson Laurince, as well as Styx, was the winner of the genetic lottery, though. Recessive hair from Triton (Raine had to be the one carrying the blonde, I think), Raine's eyes and face with Triton's nose and lips. And that glorious hair~~~
I think it'll either be Styx or Samson, with Sadie or September as a long shot, however...
...I think the game's got a little bit of Samson favoritism going already.
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Well, I hope you all enjoyed it! I'm not exactly looking forward to getting back in the game by doing two simultaneous Uni rounds, but unless I start a new legacy or revive the Hensons from their pre-FT purgatory (which might also have been induced by not wanting Zoe and Bradley to ever. die.), I'll have to cope. At least the Borks are ISBI~