Bork Legacy, Generation 5.5!
Last time, Tanfana and Thor got into private school. The weekly challenge rolled was for Zisa to have a night on the town with her three closest friends--unfortunately, they were all currently still in love with her, and she was a bit busy with five children at home and promotions to study for. Eostre, having neglected her younger siblings when they were dependent (albeit annoying toddlers), found that most of them didn't like her, much to her disappointment. As Eostre turned 18 and went off to Uni, Vör and Váli became teens. Vör rolled Grilled Cheese/Fortune, while Váli rolled Family/Grilled Cheese. Monique Spicoli (qualanqui) crashed the party but didn't make any more headway than that. Eostre finally went to Uni.
Zisa's outing began well enough, with no one caring that she banged Blake Creelman (steezie_k) in the photobooth. However, all hell broke loose when she had the audacity to flirt with Blake in front of Adam Piper (dothesmustle), which ruined the whole thing. Vör and Váli's feuding (which Vör totally started) finally devolved into full-on brawls, Vör winning most of them. Thor and Tanfana aged to teen a little early, to keep the weekly rotation working smoothly: Thor rolled Family/Romance while Tanfana rolled Family/Fortune. The younger set of twins got along with pretty much everybody, including both the warring pair. To ensure Zisa grew up well, I gave her a cake, and she became an elder.
We left with the last four children finally arriving at Uni, and you all had an heir poll to contemplate!
...not that I'm going to complain, but I have a sneaking suspicion my decision to put dat fro on Thor might've had a little something to do with the landslide he won the poll by...
Here's our heir, Thor, now let's see how many children you lot's voting is going to stick me with--
HOLY SHIT
Like, I realize that if you give them their secondary immediately, it adds some secondary LTWs to the pool, but damn. Never thought I'd see the day I would have to do this LTW with a fucking Family sim.
Aaaaand, since I already had a mob of dormies trying to move in, this shot actually includes one that didn't successfully make it to a door (imaginepageant's Astrid Wilder). dothesmustle's Pearl Itziar and kingmike1224's Echidna Magicakes-Andews are going to be dormies.
In fact, due to my new commitment to do this LTW as spectacularly as possible, I made all the dormies female to up my Thor's odds at finding some all right matches without leaving the dorm.
On to rooming arrangements. Thor is in a ground floor suite with the double bed room (of course), which he's sharing with his two brothers, Loki and Váli.
Tanfana and Vör are sharing a double upstairs with coincidentally apt wallpaper...
...and Eostre and Lofn are in another double upstairs. Given the animosity between the V-twins, this was the most suitable arrangement. It also actually keeps the suites all gender-segregated, for once!
Um, Echidna, that's Váli's door!
I don't know how she beat him to it, but I had to make her selectable, give up the room, and make her pick another room elsewhere. The nerve!
Much better!
While dothesmustle's Haley Peet attempts to move in (and fails), Thor takes a swing at using the magic crystal ball for a match--and he gets raemia's Helle Almassy!
She's talking about makeouts, Thor, don't look so pissy.
...and while she finds his painfully shy flirting adorable, it does remind me that I never checked on Thor's stats.
...I've got a ridiculously shy asshole who wants to screw all the women in the world. Fantastic.
I guess Helle's down. ~Thor's first kiss~
So, Thor gossips about two things: the fact that Vör and Váli are products of his mother being abducted by aliens, and that, one time, Lofn passed out.
I am making a concerted effort to check in on the noncontrollables this time, since I am heavily focused on Thor's ~relationships~ right now. Lofn is being her regular friendly self!
Loki's showing that he's not the only Bork brother working it with the ladies...
And Thor's losing his virginity before he even went to his first college class!
YAAAAAY
1/20
Also, please, Helle, tell everybody they are welcome to take a ride on the Thor train!
Especially you, Katie Berglur (javabean_dreams), I've had aspirations for you ever since I gave you that hat!
There was a whole potential harem of ladies upstairs, too! Unfortunately, along with Haley, Danica Dallas (imaginepageant) also managed to not move in. The other three will show up later, though!
After class, Lofn and Vör toss a football. Váli's just lurking...I hope he's gotten over their whole animosity. Teenhood was forever ago!
And, thus begins a disturbing habit of Thor's sisters hanging out in his bedroom. Tanfana, especially, with her neat streak, is obsessed with making his bed every. time. he rumples it. O_o
Time to use the crystal ball and--another raemia sim, June Almassy!
She's also down for shy!flirts.
Dude, Mnemosyne is dead.
June is NOT down for assgrabbage. Aw, c'mon! He's so adorable!
Loki starts honing in on my ~aspirations~
...actually, on second thought, Katie might be a bit of a creeper.
(I jest. You'll soon see, everyone is fucking obsessed with Thor.)
2/20!
...seriously, Tanfana, ew.
Um...well, I guess that's one way to get your dormmates interested, Thor.
We're never going to want for petty cash this Uni round, are we?
Where all the women at?
It's 3am, Thor, and no one else had two dream dates in one day like you, so...I'd say they're all asleep.
Now, your older brother decided to make sushi. But, I'm pretty sure he did that because he's crazy, not because he's got full motives.
Now, of all Thor's sisters, Tanfana was the least cheated from chances at autonomous love--she's a lesbian. However, generations of uncontrollable Randolphs have ensured that senzastelle's Liza Amore is very much into dudes. Probably still specifically Eros Randolph.
Váli, OUT OF THOR'S BED.
Vör stole Tanfana's bed, but at least no one had sex in that one multiple times this afternoon.
...and this is just to show you guys that Eostre is paler than the white bathroom walls. WTF.
IT BEGINS
Yes, that would be Lofn passing out from exhaustion. I guess she's making it a habit!
After Thor's synthesizing woke her up, her twin wants to dance.
Loki, I'm about to drop from exhaustion!
I'd like to emphasize that Lofn (unfortunately) has no problem grinding with her twin. She's just THAT tired at the moment. -_-
So, Felicity (selzi), are you really into electronica, or is this more about the green dude wearing the briefest pair of briefs you ever saw?
Yeah, it's about the briefs.
Meanwhile, Váli appears to be making friends with Remy Wheeler (swampyclouds).
Thor is trying to convince Katie to make out with him, but it's hard romancing dormies that live in the building, they actually go to class and stuff.
This would be Vör celebrating how she walked straight into Remy's living room just to fuck with Váli.
Why haven't we seen anything from this lovely lady recently?
Look, Mailbitch, Nike Randolph will surely be featured tons once I merge them in with the Laurinces, but the Laurince kids aren't in Uni yet. And stop breaking the fourth wall!
What's with Vör and thinking that attacking her twin is a solution to her hunger?
Poor Váli hasn't won a fight in a long, long time. :(
Who knows, maybe Vör's a little peeved that Eostre can work that babydoll better than she can.
Even though Family+Romance is, like, the worst aspiration combination for rolling up college wants, at least Thor decided on a major!
I was going to point out how well all the girls get along when they're together...
...but then I realized I was forgetting about Eostre. She's a bit of a loner.
Katie is maintaining the time-honored tradition of dormie stalking while my heir is skilling creativity/preparing to paint their own portrait.
Haven't you broken that thing yet?
It's okay, Váli, Remy had left for class before your sister beat your ass. So she saw nothing!
Eostre got a call from the always adorable Triton Randolph. That'll have to satisfy her, as she's straight and the only dudes in this building are her brothers.
Note: Váli was showering first, and Remy followed him. I think the attraction's mutual, guys!
Though it might not be for very long if she ever ends up witnessing this.
Loki tries to make his little brother feel better, but Váli is way too worked up to accept any attention at the moment! Vör's just looking like she planned this enmity.
...and what the hell are you looking at, Eostre?!
Eostre doesn't have time for Váli's shit, she's going to go pretend to play pool and pose with Felicity.
HAWT
It's hard to feel too badly for Váli. No matter what happens, it seems like he's got Remy in his corner.
Tanfana...still making everyone's beds for them.
Loki doesn't seem to be interested in anyone in particular, just hangs out with all the different dormie ladies, including javabean_dreams's Emmaline Bliss.
Thor's attempt to ask Felicity on a date proved to be unsuccessful. :(
Too bad you're not as good at poker as you are at throwing those cards around, Eostre!
Vör nearly froze to death bird watching in the middle of the night. In late spring. At fiesta tech.
Aw, Tanfana shydancing! Finally, she does something interesting that isn't inherently creepy.
Thanks, June!
Why is it snowing here?
I don't know, Lofn, why the fuck did it snow where I live last night?!
Wow, Tanfana appears to be the one sibling that Váli actually likes!
It's a new day, so Thor sets his sights on Echidna, who is much more easygoing about the "go on a date with Thor" thing.
Tanfana, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to make Thor's bed in an hour or two.
This picture would be a bit of romantic triumph for Váli, if not for that blue tank top lurking nearby...
I think Vör has decided her mission in life is to ruin her brother's.
Has Remy's presence given Váli the ability to knock down his enemy?
3/20!
And we're very quickly moving onto Katie. Looks like Thor might have a chance with Liza later, though!
Why do you look so angry, Thor? Two "dream dates" and new sexual partners in one day should make any partial Romance sim ecstatic.
I know I left this bed in a very rumpled condition...
You'll have to take that up with Tanfana.
4/20
Haha, when the fireworks are over, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to talk to a new lady.
(He has negative chemistry with Helga, however, so we will not be seeing any more of her.)
Well, looks like Echidna's moved on already, too. Good for her (and Loki)!
Seriously, Tanfana, this is so creepy. If locking Thor's bedroom door wouldn't seriously impede his parade of sexual partners, I'd do it just to keep you out.
Sure, Vör, I hope you do get some beer. It certainly couldn't make your demeanor any worse.
You know your brother is, like, the hottest guy on campus.
Right. 'Thor's so hot.'
I imagine some of Thor's siblings are a little tired of how the female population is constantly swooning over him.
Lofn's just successfully self-sufficient, so it's hard to find things to talk about with her.
On the other hand...Eostre just continues to deteriorate.
Slowest first semester EVER.
Now, Felicity, you've proven time and again that you LOVE the shy!flirts, so what do you say you have a nice little date-type thing with Tho--
GODDAMMIT WOMAN
IS IT BECAUSE HE'S A MANWHORE?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THREE FUCKING BOLTS WITH HIM AND HE'S FUCKED TWO LADIES WITH A BOLT LESS IN HALF THE TIME HE'S BEEN TRYING TO WOO YOU
I just don't think I know you well enough to date, yet.
Look, that's a nice excuse and all, but Helle Almassy happily went from not knowing Thor to taking his virginity in about three hours, and he's known you for, like, three WHOLE days!
Okay, guys, she's got a crush on him. She can't say no now, can she?
Thank. god.
I don't know what the holdup was.
One semester, and Eostre and Tanfana are already poised to fail out. Fantastic.
Váli was asleep, Eostre crawled in, and he immediately woke up to crawl out.
I'd feel bad for him, but this is Thor's bodily fluid-saturated bed, so I am PISSED AT BOTH OF THEM.
Speaking of bodily fluids, Felecity's finally swapping some with our casanova.
5/20
I worry about your family, too, Váli.
Don't worry, Katie's not interrupting Thor's flirtation with newest crystal ball suggestion Cherry Drop (brilliantcat). They're just blocking the front porch.
FYI, Cherry doesn't mind a little butt-grabbage.
Since Cherry isn't a dormie constantly attempting to go to class (and Thor wasn't terrified at the thought of doing it for once), Thor finally took some cute photobooth shots with someone.
Remy autonomously took some pics, and it looks like Váli followed her out there to...sob into his hands.
...guess she's into that?
6/20
So...either I put way too many ladies in topless undies, or the method to Thor's attraction is finding the ladies who have them.
I wondered why Váli'd watch TV in the common area when they've got one in their suite, and then I realized--so there would be witnesses.
Don't worry, Pearl, every lady gets a ticket to the Thor train!
I was pleased to see Eostre doing some cooking, because she needs to build at least one skill to not flunk (and I already forgot which ones she'd need), but she ended up with like 99% of her first cooking point after this.
Girls do seriously just hang outside Thor's bedroom door.
Thor, however, is on to another conquest.
I really hope Váli doesn't care Thor's macking on his lady. She'll probably just be a notch in the headboard to Thor. I Thor might've waited til Váli went to class to do this, regardless.
I mean, if Cherry has yet to get dressed following her date with Thor, and she's smiling approvingly, how can Váli mind?
Aw, honey.
You're making me feel guilty that this date has already gone on long enough that I've made you be friends with Thor.
She was very, very reluctant to have makeouts with Váli right there, too.
He must've decided to go somewhere else...
7/20
You are all beginning to creep me out a bit.
Aren't you cold, running around without any clothes on?
Awful lot of concern you're showing to someone who actually likes your twin, Vör!
Well, I figured that if Katie was writing Thor's paper, a) that reduce the stalkers in his bedroom and b) make up for all the classes he's skipping to bang chicks.
What. the. fuck.
I've been saying that ALL UPDATE.
Even though Thor "shooed all," he still had to shoo Tanfana separately after Eostre left.
Vör finally does something related to her aspiration. Unless she secretly has some tertiary aspiration of "fucking with Váli."
Loki, on the other hand, can't manage to fill any of his own wants. YOU ARE A KNOWLEDGE SIM AT UNIVERSITY. GOING TO CLASS SHOULD THRILL YOU.
kingmike1224's Beta Simpson is another selection via crystal ball. Thor has no problem being BFFs with her, if it means she'll follow him into the bedroom.
Now, he had to get to know her a little bit better to ask her on a date. But, unlike with Felicity, he met Beta like ten minutes ago, they have less than three bolts, and she's a crazy grilled cheese sim!
Thor gave her a bouquet of roses that may or may not have come from a previous date.
A couple of conversations later--success!
...forget I asked.
Yes, good! You've got a skill which might keep you from failing again, and you are not in your brother's bed or bedroom! BRAVA, Tanfana.
I guess Beta is visualizing Thor as a Grilled Cheese sandwich?
Want to do it?
Okay!
8/20
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU TWO
I THINK I KNOW WHY Y'ALL FAILED LAST SEMESTER
NOTICE THOR, DESPITE DOING HALF THE CO-EDS
IS DOING HOMEWORK CURRENTLY
I don't even know. Was Remy stalking Thor? Was Váli stalking Thor's bed? One of them was clearly stalking the other...
Dammit, I should've made this the teaser.
Another crystal ball match for Thor. It's another GC sim, steezie_k's Nouvel Creelman. So this about makes it official, right? Thor must be into crazy chicks.
Nouvel starts things off on the right foot by pranking Thor.
Well, he didn't like it, but I found it hilarious.
All will be forgiven after makeouts, Nouvel.
Looks like she's deviously agreed.
Don't look so disgusted, Vör. Loki's never kicked his ass, so there's no reason why Váli shouldn't be amenable to spending time with his big brother.
This time around, Thor actually ran out of time in the semester before filling up his grade bar. I'm torn--Uni's taking a bit longer than usual this way, but wouldn't it be nice if I was able to start next generation with my torch holder already perma-plat?
I almost forgot that you two went anywhere in the building besides Thor's bedroom!
Thor, needing a couple Logic points for his next semester's grades, invites over Eostre in hopes of keeping her out of failure zone this time around.
He immediately starts cheating, even before she sets the pieces back up and is actually playing at all.
Don't look so devious...
...it took you like ten times to notice your little brother fucking around with you.
ALSO
VERY ATTRACTIVE LOOK THERE, DUCKLIPS
WHAT IS IT WITH THOR'S BED?
Thor begins to paint his own heir portrait, which makes Pearl thrilled.
Since Thor's final interrupted their date last night, Nouvel helps break in Thor's elevirginity.
SO SPARKLY
9/20
Holy crap, they're all passing again!
Thor's...busy, Zisa. As a lady who never tied herself down, you probably understand.
Sunshine Smith (javabean_dreams...again!) is a dormie from the building, and Thor's next target.
She's very happy to oblige!
This time, Thor's got to practically shove Eostre out of there. In the meantime, Sunshine's gotten a bit...ripe...but Thor's ready to seal the deal.
Tanfana is trying an actual hobby! And I realize I gave her and Lofn the same activewear!
10/20
Halfway already, woo!
Eostre might still be upset about her lack of fulfillment. Or it might be getting kicked out of Thor's bed. Or it might be her apparently broken elbow. Toss-up, really.
I don't think you're that hot. Why don't you put on some pants?
Emmaline, if he did, I think the other dormies might riot.
Váli jumped Vör this time. However, Vör pretty much always deserves it, so...
...maybe she'll take the hint and finally leave him alone? PLEASE?
Oh no, now that Tanfana's fit she might go back to trying to live in her twin's bedroom.
...and we'll end the update with Eostre finding a new place to cry. T_______________T
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ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 5
Perma-Plat Sims: 4
Shrink Visits: 5
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Self-Wettings: 19
Pass-Outs: 24
Fights: 24
Deaths: 7
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 7
Miscarriages: 0
College Dropouts: 3
Hopefully, this update didn't seem too light on...content? With the way I've been able to have Thor blasting through his LTW, I need to document it all, AND it fits a lot of that particular action into a rather small bit of time.
Also, hopefully, once Thor's done with his LTW he might finally decide that he wants somebody to marry. Right now, every single want he's been rolling seems to be that of a full-on Romance sim. And I would know, quite a few of my Romance sims haven't rolled a secondary want post-FT...so I've played a lot recently.
So I'm not really leaning towards anyone yet for Thor's spouse. Probably not Remy, just because that'd be a Vör-level bitchy thing to do to Váli...and probably not Beta, just because Thor's got all the alien genes. Which leaves at least eight other possibilites from the first half of his LTW lovers alone!
I'm rambling, so I'll just leave this here and say I hope you enjoyed. Given the roll I was on, I might actually go back and finish Thor's run at college. So either that or Laurince update next! :)