Laurince Legacy, Generation 18.2!
Last time, Quimby moved in his fiancée, Evangelina, and I rolled her a subaspiration...making her double Romance. They had a nice wedding where Quimby's cousins Quint and Quinn only got into one brawl. Orchid, age 83, decided to join a dance contest. She won said dance contest. Parvati began to drive her daughter-in-law nuts with the whole "grilled cheese" thing. Evangelina gave birth to triplets: Raine, Reeve, and Robert. The day after she became a great-grandma, Orchid died at age 87, my longest-lived sim ever. The triplets became toddlers and, during their birthday party, Quimby went and re-impregnated Evangelina. Quimby and Saul fought over who got to teach the toddlers all their skills, and Parvati drove Evangelina even more crazy.
These are the most ridiculously spoiled multiples in my game in forever. Saul: works maybe three days a week in the middle of the night. Parvati: doesn't work. Quimby: doesn't work. Evangelina: currently too pregnant to escape.
Considering that all of your husband's siblings seem to want to bang you, I don't think that's such a good idea...
Qistina walks by, though, and she's not into girls, so I think Evangelina can be friends with her! :)
I think Saul and Quimby are about even on number of skills they've taught the trips. We've even got nursery rhymes involved!
No violions!
Yay, two lovely ladies dressed inappropriately for the weather.
Look, here's how you go about things on the sly. First, you'll need five "best friends."
Uh, but I don't know if I want to do that right now...
And then, once everyone's used to you having those friends, you sleep with them!
But Qistina, I'm pregnant again. And I made vows and stuff!
How can I do that to my babies?
They'll be fine. Saul and Parvati are still around, aren't they?
Don't take any child-rearing advice from anyone that came out of Penelope, Evangelina!
I'd just like to point out these two are having this conversation within Quimby's line of sight.
Riiiiight. Leaving her as my children's main female role model would be such a great idea.
You know, Parvati's kids turned out the sanest of last gen. Let that sink in awhile.
Speaking of Parvati and levels of sanity, guess who wants to win a food contest?
The kids are asleep and so's Evang, so Quimby's reduced to doing this...
Ah, to Parvati and her food contest.
...you guys seriously weren't expecting anything different, were you?
The sad thing is she's only got one serious competitor here. Hint: it's not the guy with the jarred spaghetti sauce or the instant fucking pudding.
I knew I had to bring my A-game, so I present you my finest batch of the best food in the whole world!
...you've got to be kidding me.
I'm not going to let this go to my head. I will keep trying to make every sandwich better than the last.
...I don't know whether to feel more sorry for the other contestants, or for the guy that had to actually acknowledge those sandwiches as the most competant food item on that table.
How the hell did she win?
How the hell did you think something with the prep of: add powder to milk, stir, set in fridge was bringing your A game?
And a fight breaks out between the other contestants. All I have to say is ginger dude must've made the world's worst baked alaska.
If you're hungry, Qis, I've got some of my blue-ribbon Grilled Cheeses downstairs.
...Aunt Parvati, you can't be serious...
You should know by now, Qistina, that she so is.
Hey, now, why don't you take the toddler back to the nursery so you don't wake up your tired, pregnant--
--nevermind, Quimby.
The toddlers are sequestered back in their nursery, though it's a little too late for poor Evangelina.
The birth is getting ever closer. Hey, maybe she'll have triplets again, and we'll be done with kids for this generation! XD
I can't believe you can still eat that, Quimby.
I can't believe you haven't a) gone home or b) taken a shower. Jeez, Qistina.
Reeve being adorable and singing a nursery rhyme!
Evang is still doing admirably for a Romance sim married to a Family sim. I swear, Quimby with his Romance sub rolls more "have sex with ___ amount of people" wants than his wife.
He's still got his morning desire to make pottery...which is a bit odd.
Quark, and Max...
...Qo'nos, Quincy, Quinn, Qistina, and Quentin. It should be obvious whose birthdays are being celebrated...
These two are being their adorable selves in the bedroom, still, however.
Eventually Quimby tears himself away from the wife long enough to help do the honors...
Hey, table manners aren't learned in a day!
Reeve!
Raine!
Robert!
With all the different skintones, I'm still having trouble determining which is the best parental blend. Raine seems to take after Evangelina a bit, and Reeve's definitely got the close-together eyes that Quimby has. But that's all I know!
DAMMIT MARKO MAX!
Ah, yes, the "I-was-too-busy-having-sex-so-I'm-going-to-celebrate-the-birthday-conspicuously-late-in-a-bathing-suit"!
...really, Rob, because that doesn't look fun, it looks painful.
Seriously, your expression still makes me think "that kid just got beaned in the head."
Parv and Raine are trying to dance on feet, but...failing.
No, Qistina, no one wants to see how you dance, I'm sure.
Then Evangelina thought she ought to lecture Quimby for breaking some appliance or other.
I'm just going to be quiet, or else I might not ever get laid again.
While that's true, I'm sure a new compactor or whatever isn't going to cost your family all of its 3 million dollars in cash.
Don't know if Raine's watching this calmly because she's been desensitized by her grandparents' PDA, or if she's in her "happy place."
Quimby shows real signs of being related to Parvati, because I came back to him doing this autonomously.
Oh, you, always trying to make me laugh when I feel all bloated and miserable!
You don't look bloated and miserable, Evang!
If you're trying to butter me up, Mr. Laurince...
...it's working!
AND THEN EVANGELINA'S WATER BROKE
:D :D :D
...this may have been a mistake.
We've got a girl, who is pale enough to be a Gen 10 Randolph (hurr hurr), brown hair, Evangelina's eyes: Roxy.
The pop-up says Raine's having fun, this picture tells us she just heard the results of her mother's pregnancy...
Aw, a beautiful little girl--
--not done, you asshole!
A boy, with a slightly darker than S1 skin, brown hair, Evangelina's eyes: Richter.
A girl, with dark olive skin, brown hair, Evangelina's eyes: Ruth.
A boy, with slightly darker than S2 skin, brown hair, Quimby's eyes: Reno.
YOU JUST GOT FOUR GRANDCHILDREN ON THE SAME DAY YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKER
...only three more to go until...
Don't you dare start thinking that way. You already snuck in one more than your allowance!
Um...Robert...your brother's trying to use the toilet.
Reeve still can't get over the concept of four new siblings.
He can still realize that he loooooves games, though!
Grandma, are you awake!
Just getting up, sweetie! I bet you're hungry for a--
--actually, will you play with me?
Oh, of course!
Parvati is talking about aliens and looking downright terrifying!
Though they'll have to learn to share attention more than before, I guess it's good that their grandparents are constantly around now that the trips are three kids of seven.
Dude, do you really have time to be admiring your wife's ass when you've got four babies to feed and diaper?
Raine doesn't even remember great-grandma Orchid, but she's already taking after her!
Spare Isis gets caught stealing the newspaper!
These two aren't entirely stupid...I momentarily worried about birth control, but there's no trying for babies here.
We can try, Parvati, we can try.
...but I think your daughter-in-law still thinks you're a little odd.
Nothing a little social lubrication can't help solve!
These kids are pretty obsessed with skilling...
...I turn my back a second, though, and suddenly, Parvati's taken over the synthesizer.
So, they'll have to manage with boring ol' video games.
Actually, Evangelina also enjoys chess. She rolls wants for it every couple of days. Is this some Romance sim thing I never realized before?
These kids also get ensnared by the basketball hoop quite a bit--they're very athletic.
Seriously, Quimby, FOUR INFANTS. Stop stalking your wife.
...oh, nevermind.
Let me tell you, between this brood and the Randolphs, I've never been more glad to have so many shades of brown hair available to me.
Here's Richter. He aged up into his dad's hair, so I'm gonna let him keep it. XD
Ruth!
Reno!
And Roxy. The quads have such squishable cheeks!
Just think, honey, they're like halfway potty trained already!
I don't think it works that way...
It does in the Sims!
Once again, Quimby vs. Saul in the toddler skilling race.
And, given that they aged up over the weekend, the triplets are finally off to school for the first time.
Look, Saul, you've got to let the kids' father do some of the child-rearing!
Aw, are they finally bonding? Parvati will be so happy...
...dammit, I think Parvati just finally drove Evangelina off the deep end.
Seriously, Saul, this is getting ridiculous.
For god's sake, Parvati, no, the babies are still too young for Grilled Cheese! Is that all you ever think about?
...that and you, Saulie...
So, I might've forgotten that Saul has never let Parvati talk to him about Grilled Cheese...
Like Raine knows what the fuck a genetics is when it's her first ever day of school!
What's a genetics?
I think somebody's practicing grade inflation over at that prestigious private school...
Aw, Quimby's down that someone else is helping his kid with homework. Never worry, honey...
...your super sperm has ensured that there's always another kid to pay attention to, just around the corner.
In case you've all forgotten, Evangelina actually has a job.
...no, Quimby, you don't need to have another baby. There are FOUR TODDLERS in the nursery right now!
WITH ADORABLE SQUISHABLE CHEEKS
If you even...
...but no, these two are intelligent. No oopsing.
I'd be worried that everyone but Quimby's in the nursery, but there's still one more toddler.
Saul and Parvati help make sure the toddlers are ready for bed...
...because they wanted the living room free for this.
Reeve left toddlerhood with like 9 Creative points. And, he soon rolled a want to skill in some other area. These kids are intense.
Quimby's got a gold gardening badge, but he still hasn't gotten anything in pottery.
He gardens every morning, then goes and makes plates until he stinks to high heaven. Nada.
You look just a little terrifying there, Saul.
After school, always, there's at least two shooting hoops. Robert, and whoever he askes to play with him.
OH HELL NO
Poor Evangelina was getting down in aspiration, had a woohoo want, so I sent them to just woohoo, and...
...well, if you don't already know why Quimby looks so satisfied...you must be new here.
Our poor Romance spouse. She didn't even want to sleep with the gardener, or maid, she just wanted to get laid, and her husband got her pregnant AGAIN.
When Quimby's kids learn their toddler skills, they then become obsessed with gaining creativity points. It's getting kind of creepy how they're all into it.
The last thing we need in this house is you two acting like little shits in the spare room. Just for that, I'm giving this huge room with the nice double bed to one of your little brothers when they age up.
Quimby actually came in and put a stop to it. Yay good parenting!
Evangelina's helping with the toddlers when she feels a familiar twinge of nausea.
Did I just hear what I thought I heard? Am I going to be the proudest grandpa in the whole world?
Saul, calm down, it's probably just a stomach bug.
Come on, Evang, another kid wouldn't be the end of the world. And it's not like we can't provide for it...
...easy for you to say. The rate I'm going, the next time I give birth, it'll be to five babies.
Quimby, she does have a point.
Wow, first time it wasn't Robert attached to the basketball hoop.
The boys aren't the only ones working out on this nice spring/summer day. (It's the border, it's like May.)
HI GWEN
I STILL LOVE YOU
Quimby remembered the family has a swimming pool!
However, we've come to the most-often anticipated day of those who have quads.
The day they stop being toddlers. YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
All the adults were enlisted to help, but it's near-impossible to get a simultaneous quadruple age-up.
Roxy, despite my current personal bias against paleness...since I plan to marry in a Randolph, is ridiculously pretty.
Ruth continues to be stunning,
Reno continues to have the most. squishable. cheeks,
and I think Richter takes quite a bit after his father. Which makes him pretty adorable.
However, the parade of children is beginning to get Evangelina down...
...which is definitely a problem, because she is definitely going to be having at least one more baby.
I'll say it, since she won't: fuck you, Quimby.
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Seriously, Quimby. I had twelve kids for generation Q. You needed six for an LTW, I was going to let you have six. That doesn't mean "oh, at least eight, maybe more."
...I'm seriously considering getting off the Quimby love train. Oh well, at least he and Evangelina have been putting out some stunners. :D
I'm going to update the Borks next, I just have to decide where I want to break the next update. I might play them up to Uni, just aging up Zisa's couple of youngest a little early, since they were born a bit late in the generation, similar to the adopted kids from Gen 4.
In case you didn't already know, I have a sims tumblr. I tend to post the occasional spoiler-y upcoming screenshot, though it's more in the vein of teasers. WIPs, retrospective shots, and the occasional reblog. You honestly probably aren't missing anything if you only follow this LJ, but do what you'd like! XD
I also retextured several realy old hairs, if you only follow story adverts here, you might be interested in checking the hairs out if you like 'em Pookleted!