James T. Kirk is my favorite.
Therefore!
Proudly presenting: Star Trek XI - AOS and Jim Kirk, a love story.
1. Jim narrowly avoided dying aged 13-aesthetic, or better known as the scene that continues to quietly horrify me.
2. Drunk on a table chic-aesthetic
3. "The fuck are you saying, Captain Pike?"-aesthetic
4. "Don't try to bullshit me, I invented bullshit"-aesthetic
5. Staring at a saltshaker shaped as the Enterprise??-aesthetic? Idk, I genuinely have got nothing
6. Staring at the USS Enterprise-aesthetic
7. Being a pretty mofo-aesthetic
8. "Enlisting fml and wtf is this dude on?"-aesthetic
9. "No, really, what is he on?" And a beautiful friendship was formed-aesthetic
10. Naked tiems!-aesthetic
11. Smug fucker-aesthetic
(As an aside, I have feelings about the Kobayashi Maru and Jim Kirk of all people taking it.)
12. Smug fucker no more aka being brought up on disciplinary charges-aesthetic
13. Smuggled on board to medical bay-aesthetic
14. "The vaccine was probably not a good idea"-aesthetic
15. Battle against the Vulcan eyebrows-aesthetic
16. Suicide mission-aesthetic
17. Survived suicide mission aesthetic, hey! (WITH JOHN MOTHERFUCKING CHO)
18. Vulcan nervepinch-aesthetic
19. Fml-aesthetic
20. "I GOT MAROONED ON FUCKING DELTA VEGA HOTH OF ALL PLACES"-aesthetic
21. "I SAID DON'T BULLSHIT ME OLD SPOCK"-aesthetic
22. "The fuck are you touching my face for you weirdo?"-aesthetic
23. "EMOTIONAL TRANSFERENCE IS AN EFFECT OF THE MINDMELD"-aesthetic or "THE FRAME THAT LAUNCHED THE ENTIRE TROPE" or holy fuck, Chris Pine, your eyes kill me T___T
24. "What did I say about bullshit????"-aesthetic
25. "I SEE YOUR BULLSHIT AND RAISE YOU AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE"-aesthetic
26. Fuck, Scotty is in the watertubes-aesthetics
27. Getting strangled by an emotionally compromised Vulcan per regulation 619-aesthetic (I thought it was regulation 121, but. That might just be the novelization?)
28. "Why am I the only blackshirt?"-aesthetic (alternatively: "At least I'm not a fucking redshirt"-aesthetic.) (Also, Anton ;;__;; )
29. Suicide mission Vol. 2: Electric Boogaloo commence-aesthetic
30. Getting shot at-aesthetic
31. Jim, you pretty motherfucker-aesthetic
32. Gays in spaceEpic friendship ON-aesthetic
33. PINE, YOUR EYES YOU FUCKER-aesthetic
34. Getting beaten to a pulp by a particularly troubled Romulan-aesthetic
35. FUCK YEAH SURVIVED SUICIDE MISSION VOL. 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-aesthetic
36. Anton ;;__;;
37. Gaaaays in space-aesthetic
38. "SPOCK I TRIED LOGIC FOR YOU AND IT STILL WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH WTF"-aesthetic
39. THANK FUCK WE SURVIVED THIS SHITSHOW-aesthetic (aka Pine, you eyes, heart-eyes motherfucker)
40. "Fuck yeah, I'm a Captain, bish"-aesthetic
41. I GOTS COMMAND SHIRT-aethestic
42. The Enterprise as we know and love it <3-aesthetic
(ffs, lens flare, go away.)
/end of Star Trek XI
Bonus: Ey, it's Thor, no wait, fuck, he was George Kirk two years before he was Thor, fuck me.