To boldly go

Jun 27, 2016 22:34

James T. Kirk is my favorite.

Therefore!

Proudly presenting: Star Trek XI - AOS and Jim Kirk, a love story.


1. Jim narrowly avoided dying aged 13-aesthetic, or better known as the scene that continues to quietly horrify me.


2. Drunk on a table chic-aesthetic


3. "The fuck are you saying, Captain Pike?"-aesthetic


4. "Don't try to bullshit me, I invented bullshit"-aesthetic


5. Staring at a saltshaker shaped as the Enterprise??-aesthetic? Idk, I genuinely have got nothing


6. Staring at the USS Enterprise-aesthetic


7. Being a pretty mofo-aesthetic


8. "Enlisting fml and wtf is this dude on?"-aesthetic


9. "No, really, what is he on?" And a beautiful friendship was formed-aesthetic


10. Naked tiems!-aesthetic


11. Smug fucker-aesthetic


(As an aside, I have feelings about the Kobayashi Maru and Jim Kirk of all people taking it.)

12. Smug fucker no more aka being brought up on disciplinary charges-aesthetic


13. Smuggled on board to medical bay-aesthetic


14.  "The vaccine was probably not a good idea"-aesthetic


15. Battle against the Vulcan eyebrows-aesthetic


16. Suicide mission-aesthetic


17. Survived suicide mission aesthetic, hey! (WITH JOHN MOTHERFUCKING CHO)


18. Vulcan nervepinch-aesthetic


19. Fml-aesthetic


20. "I GOT MAROONED ON FUCKING DELTA VEGA HOTH OF ALL PLACES"-aesthetic


21. "I SAID DON'T BULLSHIT ME OLD SPOCK"-aesthetic


22. "The fuck are you touching my face for you weirdo?"-aesthetic


23. "EMOTIONAL TRANSFERENCE IS AN EFFECT OF THE MINDMELD"-aesthetic or "THE FRAME THAT LAUNCHED THE ENTIRE TROPE" or holy fuck, Chris Pine, your eyes kill me T___T


24. "What did I say about bullshit????"-aesthetic


25. "I SEE YOUR BULLSHIT AND RAISE YOU AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE"-aesthetic


26. Fuck, Scotty is in the watertubes-aesthetics


27. Getting strangled by an emotionally compromised Vulcan per regulation 619-aesthetic (I thought it was regulation 121, but. That might just be the novelization?)


28. "Why am I the only blackshirt?"-aesthetic (alternatively: "At least I'm not a fucking redshirt"-aesthetic.) (Also, Anton ;;__;; )


29. Suicide mission Vol. 2: Electric Boogaloo commence-aesthetic


30. Getting shot at-aesthetic


31. Jim, you pretty motherfucker-aesthetic


32. Gays in spaceEpic friendship ON-aesthetic


33. PINE, YOUR EYES YOU FUCKER-aesthetic


34. Getting beaten to a pulp by a particularly troubled Romulan-aesthetic


35. FUCK YEAH SURVIVED SUICIDE MISSION VOL. 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-aesthetic


36. Anton ;;__;;


37. Gaaaays in space-aesthetic


38. "SPOCK I TRIED LOGIC FOR YOU AND IT STILL WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH WTF"-aesthetic


39. THANK FUCK WE SURVIVED THIS SHITSHOW-aesthetic (aka Pine, you eyes, heart-eyes motherfucker)


40. "Fuck yeah, I'm a Captain, bish"-aesthetic


41. I GOTS COMMAND SHIRT-aethestic


42. The Enterprise as we know and love it <3-aesthetic


(ffs, lens flare, go away.)

/end of Star Trek XI

Bonus: Ey, it's Thor, no wait, fuck, he was George Kirk two years before he was Thor, fuck me.

picspam, star trekking

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