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This was too funny not to post...This was taken by my friend Cass on Myspace...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=7751393&blogID=86177186&Mytoken=14F8AFA9-8182-D6A8-AD5010FA0AFE6BA726240930
"Is this good? Or is this bad?" (NWS)
Alrighty, now bare with me here as I explain this post. I PROMISE... it gets better! Trust me. Either you are going to laugh your ass off, jump off of the roof, feel sorry for mankind, OR you are going to break out the check book!
This really has me a bit bumfuzzled. (Yes, I said bumfuzzled) As I was saying... Wait. What was I saying again? Oh oh.. yes. Yes.. bumfuzzled.
So, a couple of nights ago an online acquaintance sends me this *link*. Hah! Little did I know what I was bout to see would be the start of three days worth of perplexing thoughts that I can not seem to shake.
For starters, Im purposely typing my text far above the item description primarily because I feel the need to address my concerns before your mind turns to mush and you start doing web searches for this product. (Dont cheat!) Just wait it out!
Now mind you, Im not against any form of sexual expression. Im a sexual being just like most everyone else although I have been practicing abstinence for several months now. Even so.. I still have urges. I still have needs & wants. I simply dont feel at this point in my life that sex is good for ME. Wait, that came out alllll wrong. It would do me good.. no doubt. But at the same time.. I feel it complicates things far more than I am willing to commit. And... where was I again?
Sorry.. I veered off track for a moment. And... yeah. I do however, find it rather amusing that people think you can gain significant gratification via text or someone breathing heavily on the other end of a phone. Then again, this is my opinion and my opinion only. It in no way reflects the majority I am sure.
Moving on... so I see this product and I think to myself "Ohhh.. my... fuck!" I wasnt sure if I should be amused, concerned, appalled, or to be honest.. intrigued. I spent quite a while just looking at it.. wondering "Is this good? Or is this bad?"
So, Ive come to a fork in the road and decide.. fuck it.. its both!
I honestly expected to see something like this somewhere along the line.. I suppose just not the way.. nor at the moment I did. It just for some reason.. bothers me. I leave it up to you to decide.
Those at work, near children, or under 18 (which no one here should be) should close the window at this time. Adult content to follow!
Introducing... Televibe!
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Televibe- for Long Distance Stimulation
Finally you can truly touch your loved one or your submissive from across the globe. All you need is either a telephone or a computer with internet access. Masters or Mistresses can stimulate their subs with the 7 inch long, 1.5 inch wide G-Spot jelly insertable that can be administered in the anus or in the vagina. Once the 2 are connected by either the phone or computer the administrator has control of the vibe. The touch tones from the other phone or computer will make your TELEVIBE respond with one of 9 distinct functions!
The functions provide the following sensations:
1-Pulsing
2-Fast Pulsing
3-Super Pulse
4-Throbbing
5-Buzzing
6-Rhythmic
7-Waves
8-Techno
9-Multipulse
The Televibe is a must for great phone sex or long distance domination. It's easy to use and comes with an instruction packet.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=7751393&blogID=86177186&Mytoken=14F8AFA9-8182-D6A8-AD5010FA0AFE6BA726240930
"Is this good? Or is this bad?" (NWS)
Alrighty, now bare with me here as I explain this post. I PROMISE... it gets better! Trust me. Either you are going to laugh your ass off, jump off of the roof, feel sorry for mankind, OR you are going to break out the check book!
This really has me a bit bumfuzzled. (Yes, I said bumfuzzled) As I was saying... Wait. What was I saying again? Oh oh.. yes. Yes.. bumfuzzled.
So, a couple of nights ago an online acquaintance sends me this *link*. Hah! Little did I know what I was bout to see would be the start of three days worth of perplexing thoughts that I can not seem to shake.
For starters, Im purposely typing my text far above the item description primarily because I feel the need to address my concerns before your mind turns to mush and you start doing web searches for this product. (Dont cheat!) Just wait it out!
Now mind you, Im not against any form of sexual expression. Im a sexual being just like most everyone else although I have been practicing abstinence for several months now. Even so.. I still have urges. I still have needs & wants. I simply dont feel at this point in my life that sex is good for ME. Wait, that came out alllll wrong. It would do me good.. no doubt. But at the same time.. I feel it complicates things far more than I am willing to commit. And... where was I again?
Sorry.. I veered off track for a moment. And... yeah. I do however, find it rather amusing that people think you can gain significant gratification via text or someone breathing heavily on the other end of a phone. Then again, this is my opinion and my opinion only. It in no way reflects the majority I am sure.
Moving on... so I see this product and I think to myself "Ohhh.. my... fuck!" I wasnt sure if I should be amused, concerned, appalled, or to be honest.. intrigued. I spent quite a while just looking at it.. wondering "Is this good? Or is this bad?"
So, Ive come to a fork in the road and decide.. fuck it.. its both!
I honestly expected to see something like this somewhere along the line.. I suppose just not the way.. nor at the moment I did. It just for some reason.. bothers me. I leave it up to you to decide.
Those at work, near children, or under 18 (which no one here should be) should close the window at this time. Adult content to follow!
Introducing... Televibe!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Televibe- for Long Distance Stimulation
Finally you can truly touch your loved one or your submissive from across the globe. All you need is either a telephone or a computer with internet access. Masters or Mistresses can stimulate their subs with the 7 inch long, 1.5 inch wide G-Spot jelly insertable that can be administered in the anus or in the vagina. Once the 2 are connected by either the phone or computer the administrator has control of the vibe. The touch tones from the other phone or computer will make your TELEVIBE respond with one of 9 distinct functions!
The functions provide the following sensations:
1-Pulsing
2-Fast Pulsing
3-Super Pulse
4-Throbbing
5-Buzzing
6-Rhythmic
7-Waves
8-Techno
9-Multipulse
The Televibe is a must for great phone sex or long distance domination. It's easy to use and comes with an instruction packet.