In the Holiday Spirit
The Night Before Christmas - in Legal Retrospect
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property hereinafter "the House" a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stockings, socks, etc., had been ( Read more... )
The twelve days of camp guard
On the 1st day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, one month of guard duty
On the 2nd day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 3rd day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 4th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 5th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 6th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 7th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, seven days of working (in a week), six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 8th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, eight hour shifts, seven days of working, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 9th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, nine flak jackets, eight hour shifts, seven days of working, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 10th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, ten vehicle inspections, nine flak jackets, eight hour shifts, seven days of working, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 11th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, eleven dirty phrases (in Japanese) ten vehicle inspections, nine flak jackets, eight hour shifts, seven days of working, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
On the 12th day of Christmas my sergeant gave to me, twelve extra rounds, eleven dirty phrases, ten vehicle inspections, nine flak jackets, eight hour shifts, seven days of working, six magazines, five Legion gates, four bag nasties, three shifts at Kitami, two JSG’s and one month of guard duty
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I'll forward it to Frank and I'm sure he'll get it :)
Good to hear from you hon!
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