wake up television

Apr 19, 2005 09:41

i awoke to the sight of white smoke, bells, confusion, more bells, cheering, and my first comment. it looks like humans have a long, long way to go. until then, treat others how you want to be treated, that's universal enough, right?

pope benedict eggs, at your service. as pope i pledge to appear on tv most once in a while, read stuff to my followers from a window, and generally try to tell people what to do, even though they won't listen to me. oh, and i'll make a mean breakfast as well.

i'm off to find some more human nature.
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