Random shit again
This is usually how I roll on this livejounral.
- While working yesterday, I spoke with a guy named Sandy. I recognized him from my last time visiting the store, so I was speaking a bit more casually. "Hey Sandy," "Okay Sandy," calling him by name. You know, "building a relationship" with my stores like the handbook tells me to. After a half hour of checklists and chatting, Sandy politely tells me that his name isn't Sandy. It is Hanz. I mistook Hanz for Sandy. There is a Sandy at the store, but I don't remember ever even meeting her. She must have introduced herself to me and then I filed all of the information in my head under "the italian guy at the Pontiac store."
- Speaking of me being absent-minded, I was with some friends and they were talking about how somebody made an awkward joke last time we hung out. I guess one of the people we were hanging out with(he was not there this time) tried to make some off-the-wall joke and ended up saying something very offensive about the holocaust. I asked "wait, was I still there? I don't remember that happening." It turns out I was there, but the entire time he was telling the joke I was zoned out and staring at his glasses because they were sitting at an angle. I guess shortly after he made this awkward joke I broke the silence with "I'm sorry I wasn't even listening to you, but I am so distracted by your glasses right now they are at such an obvious angle" and made things about a million times more awkard. Score one for ADD! Maybe I should get that checked out or something. Maybe it is good that I make these bulleted lists of unimportant/uninteresting/unfunny events because I forgot a lot of stuff!
- My dad is acting a bit strange. He is depressed because he has to shave his beard for his new job. I am kind of terrified over what is going to happen because my dad has had a beard for as long as I have been alive, I won't even recognize him for the first few days. He also came into my room earlier and asked if a shirt made him look fat. I jokingly said "you are a woman" but then offered impeccible style advice, as I am widely known for.
I'm gonna go make some pizzas and listen to Morrissey(who I feel comfortable also calling "Moz") now.
- While working yesterday, I spoke with a guy named Sandy. I recognized him from my last time visiting the store, so I was speaking a bit more casually. "Hey Sandy," "Okay Sandy," calling him by name. You know, "building a relationship" with my stores like the handbook tells me to. After a half hour of checklists and chatting, Sandy politely tells me that his name isn't Sandy. It is Hanz. I mistook Hanz for Sandy. There is a Sandy at the store, but I don't remember ever even meeting her. She must have introduced herself to me and then I filed all of the information in my head under "the italian guy at the Pontiac store."
- Speaking of me being absent-minded, I was with some friends and they were talking about how somebody made an awkward joke last time we hung out. I guess one of the people we were hanging out with(he was not there this time) tried to make some off-the-wall joke and ended up saying something very offensive about the holocaust. I asked "wait, was I still there? I don't remember that happening." It turns out I was there, but the entire time he was telling the joke I was zoned out and staring at his glasses because they were sitting at an angle. I guess shortly after he made this awkward joke I broke the silence with "I'm sorry I wasn't even listening to you, but I am so distracted by your glasses right now they are at such an obvious angle" and made things about a million times more awkard. Score one for ADD! Maybe I should get that checked out or something. Maybe it is good that I make these bulleted lists of unimportant/uninteresting/unfunny events because I forgot a lot of stuff!
- My dad is acting a bit strange. He is depressed because he has to shave his beard for his new job. I am kind of terrified over what is going to happen because my dad has had a beard for as long as I have been alive, I won't even recognize him for the first few days. He also came into my room earlier and asked if a shirt made him look fat. I jokingly said "you are a woman" but then offered impeccible style advice, as I am widely known for.
I'm gonna go make some pizzas and listen to Morrissey(who I feel comfortable also calling "Moz") now.