Hurley will not be joining us this evening.

[rikc]

I came home today and my mom said we're having wild boar for dinner in honor of the Lost season finale, with sides of freeze-dried noodles and canned vegetables that she found "in the hatch." She says that he wild boar is just pork chops, but the way she cooks I'm sure I won't be able to tell the difference! (just kidding, my mother is a fine cook)

I asked if she had any mangoes and she said no. I am thinking of taking this to the next level and using leaves as napkins during tonight's meal, or maybe doing heroin and trying to drown my sister.