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[rikae311]

No one tagged me (sob) but I want to do the six word memoir thing anyway. 
And mine is:

Seriously, you don't want to know.

And now I get to tag people - mwahahaha!  There are several people I haven't heard from in a while, so let's see... I realize I'm unlikely to get a response from most of these, but anyway:

Comments

[volobm]

That's seven words, isn't it? It is, good. :p

[rikae311]

Nope.
Contractions are single words!

Or, if you insist they aren't, simply:

You don't want to know.

[volobm]

I'd be more than happy to think of contractions as single words, but my English teacher obviously doesn't. :/

[rikae311]

My computer's word count tool says they are! ;)
Which is a good argument against using them in essays with required word counts...

[volobm]

Great! Thanks for the suggestion!