[humour] Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Got this from a friend.
The season certainly calls for it, so here's some chain mail I thought I'd share. Maybe some of you will find it useful in your Halloween trick-or-treat endeavours. A little bit too late for this year, hopefully you can make some use of it next year.
Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.
9. Any house made of gingerbread.
8. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.
7. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.
6. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"
4. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.
3. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper prominently displayed in the front yard.
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.
And the number 1 house to avoid...
1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.