Tips.
I read this on someone's bulletin off of Myspace, and wanna comment on some. It's a list of tips for guys on how to treat their girlfriends, and I wanna add a comment or two to them. So my responses will be bolded.
"This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. Heh, that sounds kinda fun, actually... *ring* GAH OH SHIT!! *runs around* Hey, wait. That's just unneccessary. Wanna join me? *Laughs* Probably something I'd be willing to do, wink.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.CEpt for the fact that I don't talk to other girls about stuff like that, it wouldn't be a good idea anyway. x x;
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. Well, I'd expect that I'd actually kick my FRIEND'S ass for wanting to hurt them in the first place. ><
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.*turns red* But I'd get embarrassed....
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.Hell, if ANYONE laughs, I'ma keeeeel them.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.No slappy. x x;; That hurts. I won't do that.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.Heh.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.Well, geez, why WOULD I? Or wait.. this is advice to the guy. Okay. xD
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.o O isn't this sorta the same as above, cept different circumstances...?
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...I'm not offended. *turns red and hides*
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.Heck yes. Food GOOD.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..Bah. I wish to pay at LEAST half the time, and I completely disagree with this one. What if the guy's trying to live on his check, and make sure he doesn't starve? Geez, most pay isn't that much you know. I'd be glad to help, and I'm not gonna think someone's cheap for asking me to pitch in. I've got the means for it, and I don't care about wasting money on all sorts of clothes and perfume and crap that other girls do.
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!Hah, that could be advice for ME, cept for the 'man' part.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.I hate stuffed animals. I've no use for little plastic-y rings. I love pocky, caffeine, and being able to spend time with someone, so that'd be just as good. Even better if all three were there... Add some anime... some music... Some games.... Perfectttttt... *grins* xD
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.Hell, I'd be the one driving. I can kick anyone's ass that threatens me, no problem.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.Can I help too?! Mwahah.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.Za?
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. Er..
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.Oh hell no. Chick flicks = bad. Anime movies, scif-fi movies, and anything we'd both like is much, much better.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.This is debatable. Polite, yes..
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.....Yeah... That is. *twitch*
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.Speaking of the devil. Sure, it feels crappy... But I'm not gonna announce to the world "AW NO I'M BLEEDING AND I FEEL LIKE SHITTT!!" I won't be a bitch about it, either. I'm just gonna sit there, huddle in a fetal position, and wait for it to go away. >< Medicine does wonders, as does laying in bed playing video games. x3
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.Aw, come on. I don't drive bad. ..Much. At least I haven't gotten into an accident. I like to think I drive well. ^ ^
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.Well, if I'm walking around holding his arm/hand, wouldn't that be obvious? o O;; I'd probably be so hyper to be with him anyway that I'd just say "Hello!!!" and then promptly start to talk with the person.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.Hell, I don't care even if we DON'T go anywhere. Come to think of it, we don't have to go anywhere... *smiles* ^ ^ Sure, I'll go places. But staying home and spending time together is good, too. xP AND I DON'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.Well, since I am usually clumsy enough to hurt myself constantly, that'd get old after a while. I'd prefer to wait until it stops, then promptly hurt something ELSE, as I usually do. xD
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.Aw, heck no. I fight. x333 I'll be gentle if either of us are tired... But I like to play. ^ ^
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.Psssh. I'm the one who can't remember anything to save her life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.Hmmmm.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.Pssh. Just let me see him, and that'd be fine. I don't want some fancy-smanshy ...whateverthehell people buy their girlfriend's.
29.. NEVER, and I mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and I think you all know what that is) Geez, you make it sound like a bad thing. I'll SAY when I don't wanna do something. Don't be shy around me. xD
30. NEVER talk about one of your other friends that are girls. NEVER hug another girl in front of your girlfriend. Use common sense here, if your talking to your girlfriend, and you have nothing to say, and you bring up another girl, she WILL get mad at you. DONT BE STUPID!Well, meh. Ruin all the fun. If I'm there, I'ma be near him anyway. I don't care if he gives another girl a hug, as long as I get to stand next to him afterwards and hug him myself. ^ ^ And why would someone talk about someone else when they have nothing to say? That doesn't make sense.
x333 Ah, the joys of caffeine-induced randomness... Fun times, fun times..
Wh00t. Stuffs. That was fun to comment on.
"This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. Heh, that sounds kinda fun, actually... *ring* GAH OH SHIT!! *runs around* Hey, wait. That's just unneccessary. Wanna join me? *Laughs* Probably something I'd be willing to do, wink.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.CEpt for the fact that I don't talk to other girls about stuff like that, it wouldn't be a good idea anyway. x x;
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. Well, I'd expect that I'd actually kick my FRIEND'S ass for wanting to hurt them in the first place. ><
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.*turns red* But I'd get embarrassed....
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.Hell, if ANYONE laughs, I'ma keeeeel them.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.No slappy. x x;; That hurts. I won't do that.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.Heh.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.Well, geez, why WOULD I? Or wait.. this is advice to the guy. Okay. xD
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.o O isn't this sorta the same as above, cept different circumstances...?
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...I'm not offended. *turns red and hides*
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.Heck yes. Food GOOD.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..Bah. I wish to pay at LEAST half the time, and I completely disagree with this one. What if the guy's trying to live on his check, and make sure he doesn't starve? Geez, most pay isn't that much you know. I'd be glad to help, and I'm not gonna think someone's cheap for asking me to pitch in. I've got the means for it, and I don't care about wasting money on all sorts of clothes and perfume and crap that other girls do.
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!Hah, that could be advice for ME, cept for the 'man' part.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.I hate stuffed animals. I've no use for little plastic-y rings. I love pocky, caffeine, and being able to spend time with someone, so that'd be just as good. Even better if all three were there... Add some anime... some music... Some games.... Perfectttttt... *grins* xD
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.Hell, I'd be the one driving. I can kick anyone's ass that threatens me, no problem.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.Can I help too?! Mwahah.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.Za?
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. Er..
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.Oh hell no. Chick flicks = bad. Anime movies, scif-fi movies, and anything we'd both like is much, much better.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.This is debatable. Polite, yes..
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.....Yeah... That is. *twitch*
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.Speaking of the devil. Sure, it feels crappy... But I'm not gonna announce to the world "AW NO I'M BLEEDING AND I FEEL LIKE SHITTT!!" I won't be a bitch about it, either. I'm just gonna sit there, huddle in a fetal position, and wait for it to go away. >< Medicine does wonders, as does laying in bed playing video games. x3
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.Aw, come on. I don't drive bad. ..Much. At least I haven't gotten into an accident. I like to think I drive well. ^ ^
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.Well, if I'm walking around holding his arm/hand, wouldn't that be obvious? o O;; I'd probably be so hyper to be with him anyway that I'd just say "Hello!!!" and then promptly start to talk with the person.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.Hell, I don't care even if we DON'T go anywhere. Come to think of it, we don't have to go anywhere... *smiles* ^ ^ Sure, I'll go places. But staying home and spending time together is good, too. xP AND I DON'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.Well, since I am usually clumsy enough to hurt myself constantly, that'd get old after a while. I'd prefer to wait until it stops, then promptly hurt something ELSE, as I usually do. xD
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.Aw, heck no. I fight. x333 I'll be gentle if either of us are tired... But I like to play. ^ ^
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.Psssh. I'm the one who can't remember anything to save her life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.Hmmmm.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.Pssh. Just let me see him, and that'd be fine. I don't want some fancy-smanshy ...whateverthehell people buy their girlfriend's.
29.. NEVER, and I mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and I think you all know what that is) Geez, you make it sound like a bad thing. I'll SAY when I don't wanna do something. Don't be shy around me. xD
30. NEVER talk about one of your other friends that are girls. NEVER hug another girl in front of your girlfriend. Use common sense here, if your talking to your girlfriend, and you have nothing to say, and you bring up another girl, she WILL get mad at you. DONT BE STUPID!Well, meh. Ruin all the fun. If I'm there, I'ma be near him anyway. I don't care if he gives another girl a hug, as long as I get to stand next to him afterwards and hug him myself. ^ ^ And why would someone talk about someone else when they have nothing to say? That doesn't make sense.
x333 Ah, the joys of caffeine-induced randomness... Fun times, fun times..
Wh00t. Stuffs. That was fun to comment on.