Did you even have to ask....
I just bit myself. Everyone do the Ape Shuffle! Or the Time Warp (it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the right). "Who's shirt is this?" It's sad that some people can't reach a dish washer.Has anyone ever buttered their doors, stabbed their favorite pillow, or had an urge to eat children? There must be SOMEONE out there! I got blueberries in the mail! Oh and peanut butter too...dated Jan. 2, 2005! I shot Kerry with a rubber band! IN THE FACE....kind of and almost got tetnus when I was brutally stabbed with a fork! Eyes were flying when I flung the napkin ring....and then, everyone join in....DO THE APE SHUFFLE! Carried 45- 500 lb. bags while some other people had a bag with only three napkins. Burned my arm on a pan, and shut my leg in my father's truck door...multiple times. Almost got hit in the face with a set of keys. Got picture proofs in the mail that were awfully ugly. Washed my bed stuff. Got my valves stuck. Listened to Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show on their take on being on the cover of a Rolling Stone. Had The Midnight Special shine it's light on me. Read about Jonathon's life. Found some disturbing food in my room. Watched Kerry stupidly drop a creamer down the stairs. Wore me "good luck bracelet" that a little boy made me for some strange reason. Went to an ambulance call. Came online. Still haven't done my dot book. READY?!?!....DO THE APE SHUFFLE! Bought a candy bar. Took a quiz. Talked to people. Complimented Jonathon's hair. Got a contusion on my knee. Declined the trumpet solo....never ever! Took the scariest picture of Kerry Farrell ever taken. Compared cell phones with Wayne. Discussed weight limits for sky diving with Mike. Fell asleep at the squad house. Banged my head in the ambulance trying to avoid the IV bag hanging above me. Got lost in the hospital. And last but not least.....EVERYONE DO THE APE SHUFFLE!!!!