Traffic yam
Here I am stuck in a traffic jam outside of lakeland Florida. The news man is actually filming right next to me. I dunno what happened but it better clear up cuz I gotta pee like a race horse. Were travelin down to port charlotte to hang with my aunt uncle grammie and rusty the poodle. I'm gonna eat the shit out of some turkey tommorow. I might even starve myself until then but chances are slim since I'm hungry right now.
My dads driving like a maniac as usual.
Last week my grandma died. We ventured up to Atlanta fur her funeral and the trip ended up being very seinfeld like. I had a good time though. I'm not very sad. She wanted to die. She's prob up in heaven chain smoking and stealing dead cats and playing card games. My grandma used to be a bonified cat thief. In her little funeral booklet it brought up how she "adopted" animals and I laughed hard and loud because that was not true at all. She stole them.
I have a boyfriend now. He's real great and we have a lot of fun together. Were currently dominating a puzzle I can't wait to get back home so we can finish it.
I'll finish lata
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