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[righthereskeith]

Shit. Didn't get that MP3 player and a bunch of other things... like a new computer and with us bein' seen... last thing I'd want is to steal somethin' fuckin' expensive and then have the cops after me. I am not getting a job. I played shop keeper once and bag boy another time and it's not happenin' again.

Food is one thing but... tch.

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[thefirstphase]

[Still quazi-maimed. Still sitting on the back of a truck. Though now cross-legged and eating ice cream for no real apparent reason other than he can |Db] Write up a list and I'll steal it for you. Problem solved!

Oh, and we're still dead. Just not ghosts. [Licks spoon.] Moron.

[righthereskeith]

You don't mind stealin' it? [...eyes the ice cream] Where'd you get that? [derpderp haseo]

....Not dead, jeez.

[thefirstphase]

I steal all the time. Now I just have an excuse to beat people up if they try to stop me. ........ [Holds it to self protectively. MINE.] A store.

Oh? Then how do you explain me, hmm? Not counting the two-or-three times I've died here, I explicitly remember my own death. Which means I'm still dead~

[righthereskeith]

Just make sure no cops follow you then. [D:!!] Is there any more left in the container?

Maybe you didn't die, just though... that stuff had happened and someone moved your body and brought it here.

[thefirstphase]

Tch. Scotty's worthless, both here and the other place. [B|] ....... [Holds out for host to have ice cream. >\ Just don't eat it all, bitch.]

..... So that means I'm in a coma and you're all a figment of what appears to be my rather fucked-up mindscape. [Omnomnom ice cream /o/]

[righthereskeith]

Huh? [:O!!!! fleeing to kitchen to get a spoon then returns and steals some ice cream. |3]

Well you could have woken up ya know.

[thefirstphase]

Scotty and his little pet police force. They're even more useless than the average human. [Sigh. D: You damn ice cream moocher.]

[Shrug.] I still say I'm dead though.

[righthereskeith]

That bad huh? [x3 BUT IT'S GOOD ICE CREAM THAT MUST BE SHARED]

[>_o;;]

[thefirstphase]

Well, a bit less here. They did manage to shoot me after all. [D8 JUST DON'T EAT ALL OF IT BAWWW.]

[o_o?] Something wrong?

[righthereskeith]

Or you're not as fast as you thought. [BUT IT'S SO YUMMY I CAN'T STOP MYSELF >:]

No.

[thefirstphase]

[Rubs at arm awkwardly.] I highly doubt that. [DDDDD:!!!]

Yes there is. Tell.

[righthereskeith]

But you don't know for sure. [>:3]

There is nothin' wrong!!

[thefirstphase]

[Deathglare.] Shut up.

...... [Goes to say something, but thinks better of it.] ...Fine.

[righthereskeith]

[blinks. awkward silence now]

[thefirstphase]

[Stares at, before just handwaving.] Keep the rest. I don't need it.

[righthereskeith]

Why?