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Hello, it has been quite a while. The holidays are ending very soon but i'm still not done with them yet. There's still so much more holiday-ing for me to do like conquering Mount Everest, climbing the Effiel Tower like Spiderman, bombing the White House and moon-bathing on the moon. So far i have only been to a tiny island somewhere in the region near the equator called "Singapore". Things are so lazy here, i have been waking up late and sleeping late. I haven't really been studying because it's a HOLIDAY and nobody studies on a HOLIDAY! The Government should take a safety step and change the so-called "Holiday" into "Studyday", later everybody start failing their exams. Especially since you set one right after the holidays. Midyears are on the day when school re-opens, maybe i should like burn all my notes and handouts into a cup and drink it with water. Anyone tried it before? Tell me whether it works wonders!!??
Anyway, its time to talk about the more important issue now. I dare not step out of my hotel today because i see the immense heat waves colliding with my window pane, trying to barge in and burn me to death. NO NO I DON'T WANNA DIE YET. Luckily the hotel i'm staying at has anti-assualt devices and my room is equipped with bullet-proof window panes and PANASONIC-ELECTRIC air conditioner. I see the heat waves wearing SWAT suits and shooting the window with M-16 Carbine and MP5-Submachine Guns. It's so scary that i have to hide under my blanket the whole while!! I've just watched the news and the world is coming to an end, you know. The seas' water level has risen by 10M and 10% of the artic ice has melted! PEOPLE ARE DYING ON THE STREETS AND TURNING INTO MOLTEN SLAG ON THE ROAD! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! Hehe, i shall end this entry with a truly credible and professional saying, that is,
FUCK THE WORLD! WOOHOO!!
Anyway, its time to talk about the more important issue now. I dare not step out of my hotel today because i see the immense heat waves colliding with my window pane, trying to barge in and burn me to death. NO NO I DON'T WANNA DIE YET. Luckily the hotel i'm staying at has anti-assualt devices and my room is equipped with bullet-proof window panes and PANASONIC-ELECTRIC air conditioner. I see the heat waves wearing SWAT suits and shooting the window with M-16 Carbine and MP5-Submachine Guns. It's so scary that i have to hide under my blanket the whole while!! I've just watched the news and the world is coming to an end, you know. The seas' water level has risen by 10M and 10% of the artic ice has melted! PEOPLE ARE DYING ON THE STREETS AND TURNING INTO MOLTEN SLAG ON THE ROAD! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! Hehe, i shall end this entry with a truly credible and professional saying, that is,
FUCK THE WORLD! WOOHOO!!