These questions are a bit too easy.
anonymous
July 26 2004, 22:26:55 UTC
1. My name: Your name is Johnny Stamos. 2. Where did we meet? In the liquor store. 3. Take a stab at my middle name: Kareem al-Joseph. 4. How long have you known me? Since forever. 5. How well do you know me? Better than you know you. 6. Have you ever had a crush on me? Repeatedly. 7. When you first saw me what was your 1st impression? Let's just say I had to run to the bathroom to clean that glue-like substance off my undies. 8. My age? Fif to the izteen 9. Birthday? Same as my NAME-DAY. 10. Color hair? Black like ur half-nigger skin. 11. Color eyes? Brown, like my skin. 12. Do I have any siblings? Yes ma'am. 13. How many? Well, does that include the one you ate, or no? 14. What's one of my favorite things to do? Generate heat on your reproductive organ through friction from a repeated stroking motion. 15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you? "Hey sexy, care to tango?" 16. What's my favorite type of music? Gangster rap a.k.a. that shit ur band plays. 17. What is the best feature about me? It's gotta be the hair. 18. Am I shy or outgoing? You're Uncle Jesse. 29. Would you say I am funny? Would you say you are funny? 20. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules? I remember one time you accidentally broke the 5-second rule. 21. Would you consider me a friend? No, just a homeboy. 22. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, nerdy, snobby, or something else? You are an O.G. 23. Have you ever seen me cry? You're not supposed to know about that, so let's move on. 24. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be? Bitch-pimpin,hoe-slappin,THUGSTER. 26. What do I love? Cakemix ice cream, especially when eaten off tight little colored asscheeks. 27. What songs make you think of me? Bootylicious - Beyonce 28. If you could set me up with one person for the rest of my life, who would it be? Definitely Mike Jackson. 29. Do you think Im good looking? Good looking would be an understatement. 30. Whats the worst feature about me? You wear clothes. 31. What lyrics best describe me? Big Pimpin' - Ol' School Jiggaman 32. Who's my daddy? Some smart black dude. 32. Wheres my favorite place to hang out? The corner, where you can get your hustle on. 33. Am I a met or yankee fan? Neither of those are soccer teams you retard. 34. Whats my favorite sport? Futbol. 35. What do I do in my free time? Try and put Elmer's out of business with your own brand of "glue", called Petey's Homemade Original StickyStuff
Your name is Johnny Stamos.
2. Where did we meet?
In the liquor store.
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
Kareem al-Joseph.
4. How long have you known me?
Since forever.
5. How well do you know me?
Better than you know you.
6. Have you ever had a crush on me?
Repeatedly.
7. When you first saw me what was your 1st impression?
Let's just say I had to run to the bathroom to clean that glue-like substance off my undies.
8. My age?
Fif to the izteen
9. Birthday?
Same as my NAME-DAY.
10. Color hair?
Black like ur half-nigger skin.
11. Color eyes?
Brown, like my skin.
12. Do I have any siblings?
Yes ma'am.
13. How many?
Well, does that include the one you ate, or no?
14. What's one of my favorite things to do?
Generate heat on your reproductive organ through friction from a repeated stroking motion.
15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
"Hey sexy, care to tango?"
16. What's my favorite type of music?
Gangster rap a.k.a. that shit ur band plays.
17. What is the best feature about me?
It's gotta be the hair.
18. Am I shy or outgoing?
You're Uncle Jesse.
29. Would you say I am funny?
Would you say you are funny?
20. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
I remember one time you accidentally broke the 5-second rule.
21. Would you consider me a friend?
No, just a homeboy.
22. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
You are an O.G.
23. Have you ever seen me cry?
You're not supposed to know about that, so let's move on.
24. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
Bitch-pimpin,hoe-slappin,THUGSTER.
26. What do I love?
Cakemix ice cream, especially when eaten off tight little colored asscheeks.
27. What songs make you think of me?
Bootylicious - Beyonce
28. If you could set me up with one person for the rest of my life, who would it be?
Definitely Mike Jackson.
29. Do you think Im good looking?
Good looking would be an understatement.
30. Whats the worst feature about me?
You wear clothes.
31. What lyrics best describe me?
Big Pimpin' - Ol' School Jiggaman
32. Who's my daddy?
Some smart black dude.
32. Wheres my favorite place to hang out?
The corner, where you can get your hustle on.
33. Am I a met or yankee fan?
Neither of those are soccer teams you retard.
34. Whats my favorite sport?
Futbol.
35. What do I do in my free time?
Try and put Elmer's out of business with your own brand of "glue", called Petey's Homemade Original StickyStuff
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