Fic Post: "Press four to save" (G)

[rigel_7]

Title: "Press four to save"
Author: Rigel
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Disclaimer: Not mine (alas!) Don't sue!
Rating: (G)
Wordcount: 1775
Categories: Gen, Humor, Team
A/N: So, beanpot and I were chatting on AIM and she was telling me about her friends deciphering an unintelligible phone message and... heee! Fic has ensued *smooshes Bean for the muse inspiration

Comments

[pepper_field]

I just snorted with laughter (and frightened my boyfriend) at this bit -

Teal'c gave a disdainful sniff. "It is known to all Jaffa. Sometimes it is necessary to relieve oneself with the use of…"

Bwahaha! You rock. :D

[rigel_7]

Heeee!

My evil cracked out brain came up with all sorts of Jaffa mastubatory aides... I shall keep them in mind for the next pornucopia!

Mwhahahaaa!

[abyssinia4077]

Oh, TEAM!

(I love Daniel still having it on tape and Jack's "method" and Teal'c's remarks and, oh, TEAM!)

(and very soon they're going to go back to Egypt and DIE and Daniel will only have the one night with Sabrina to remember forever)

[rigel_7]

There's nothing quite like writing the Team when they're all banter-y and fun and full of snark and glee.

Yay! TEAM!

(and yes! When you look at them like that, they have so little time left *cries*)

[aurora_novarum]

Can't.Talk.

Laughing.Too.Hard.

Awesome. See what we miss when you're gone?

[rigel_7]

Heee!

I've really missed writing these kinds of fics with all the fun and awesomeness that is my Team.

(and of course the oh so subtle hints of Teal'c's pure awesomeness :D)

[aurora_novarum]

Rereading again. You've got so many great lines.

He frowned to himself. "And believe me, spelling is important. I'd know."

OH! I just got this!

J'adore.

[rigel_7]

Hehehee!

I just can't resist making all of the daggy punny type jokes :D

[poohmusings]

Oh, hi Daniel…"

"You can skip this part. We all know she's in town by now."

"And easy."

He shot Sam a glare that spoke volumes.

HEEEE! Oh, if I could only have SG1 help me decipher my next muddled voicemail message. :D

[rigel_7]

SG-1 are definitely the crack team of choice for all your deciphering needs.

They have mad skillz, yo!

Plus, they would look hawt in the leather uniforms...

[annerbhp]

Oh, Rigel! I knew there was a reason the internets were so droll for the last while. Gifting us with not only your return from places unknown, but with teamy, hilarious fic on top of that? Please don't go away again. :D *squidges you*

[rigel_7]

Heee! It's been a while since I've written anything cracky :D

But seriously, this thing just wrote itself - it's like they just talk to each other in mah brain!