Crack!fic Post: "The Top 10 reasons why having Naquadah in your system can be a bad bad thing"
*grins in maniacal fashion reminiscent of a mad-scientist-of-doom*
Everyone is oph at Dragon Con, swanning about doing fannish things and slavering over the hawt manflesh on display (or at least I would be, if I were there...)
However, I'm still going to have fun! (And the apocafic is kicking my butt, time for a break)
Wander on over to no_con_do, should you wish to participate in the fun and games :D
*ahem*
This is a follow on post from my previous crack!fic "MRI?"
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HAVING NAQUADAH IN YOUR SYSTEM CAN BE A BAD BAD THING"
IMAGE HEAVY (700px x 420px pics) (not particularly dialup friendly)
LIGHT FORMAT LINKAGE
10. Getting through airport security can be a real bitch at times.
9. Playing Hide and Seek on base just isn't fun anymore.
8. You can develop some mighty strange feelings for inanimate objects.
7. Walking past fridges can be a hazard.
6. Jack always uses you as an explanation for things going screwy.
5. He's also exhausted every joke in the book. Several times.
4. You tend to get a bit paranoid about your weight.
3. Storms are definitely to be avoided.
2. You can mysteriously tune in to any local radio station...
1. Ba'al is now rather attractive to you.
CREDITS
Some backgrounds taken from screenshots of now cancelled "Stargate Alliance" and "Stargate Worlds" RPG games
Characters modeled using the South Park Character Generator
Everyone is oph at Dragon Con, swanning about doing fannish things and slavering over the hawt manflesh on display (or at least I would be, if I were there...)
However, I'm still going to have fun! (And the apocafic is kicking my butt, time for a break)
Wander on over to no_con_do, should you wish to participate in the fun and games :D
*ahem*
This is a follow on post from my previous crack!fic "MRI?"
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY HAVING NAQUADAH IN YOUR SYSTEM CAN BE A BAD BAD THING"
IMAGE HEAVY (700px x 420px pics) (not particularly dialup friendly)
LIGHT FORMAT LINKAGE
10. Getting through airport security can be a real bitch at times.
9. Playing Hide and Seek on base just isn't fun anymore.
8. You can develop some mighty strange feelings for inanimate objects.
7. Walking past fridges can be a hazard.
6. Jack always uses you as an explanation for things going screwy.
5. He's also exhausted every joke in the book. Several times.
4. You tend to get a bit paranoid about your weight.
3. Storms are definitely to be avoided.
2. You can mysteriously tune in to any local radio station...
1. Ba'al is now rather attractive to you.
CREDITS
Some backgrounds taken from screenshots of now cancelled "Stargate Alliance" and "Stargate Worlds" RPG games
Characters modeled using the South Park Character Generator