Social skills for dummies : Weevils
Fandom : Torchwood
Characters : John Hart, Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Rhys
Rating : all, just some fun.
Gwen, Rhys, Jack and Ianto had been celebrating the New Year in a little Indian restaurant when they got an alarm about weevil activity just outside the city.
Apparently Weevils had been spotted crawling out of the sewers and running around like mad... well ... Weevils.
After risking their lives sedating more than 15 crazed Weevils they entered the sewers to check on what scared the animals out of their habitat.
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"John!! What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Jack was livid, he was losing a lot of blood and Ianto and Gwen had been hurt.
Their nice little evening out was ruined and it wasn't as if they could afford time off whenever they felt like it.
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"Hey Jack !!" John was grinning broadly "Eye Candy, Gwen and ... big bloke"
Rhys wasn't amused but it made Jack grin a bit.
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"You met my friends, I see" John said, pointing at the blood on Jack's shirt "they're feisty but they know how to party."
"I will ask this one more time John!! What are you doing ??" Jack pointed a gun at him, John had the slightest impression that this time Jack may very well shoot him.
"OK, OK !! I was celebrating New year with these Weevil guys and I set off some firework. They went mental. Guess it scared them off a bit."
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They all just stared at John, nobody knew exactly what to say. Finally Jack turned around and started walking towards the exit.
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"Well no one invited me for New Year!! I might have liked the Indian restaurant!! But NO, that would have been too nice right!! ... So yeah I wanted company...I felt lonely and they aren't half that bad you know the Weevils. They were nice, that's more than can be said about you lot!!"
Gwen bit her lip and looked at Jack. She had that look in her eyes, that "we've been very unkind" look. They turned 'round to look at John. He had puppy-dog-eyes and looked sad and lonely.
Jack heard Ianto say "If he looks at your funny. I swear I'll stun-gun his balls."
"Possessive Ianto?" Jack grinned, "I kind of like that"
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Jack threw John a dirty look.
"All right John. You can come with us, but no funny business. You annoy us .. we feed you to Janet... Meet us at the hub, we'll party on over there, can't go back to the restaurant looking all bloody can we?!"
John smiled his happy smile "Any chance of all of us getting naked??" he asked while catching up with the team.
Four voices uttered one simple word "NO!!"
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"Oh and John !! Repeat after me... Weevils are no party animals."