Universe: Normal Riftverse
Time Period: Any
Place: The main Gauche
Characters: Kari Jorgensen, a Norwegian Behemoth who belongs to the most ridiculed behemoth family on the face of the earth... Mainly because they all turn into some sort of rodent or herbivore.
Kari herself is a reindeer, currently a reindeer trying to be a ninja reindeer.
There is a reindeer sneaking around the grounds of the Main Gauche, almsot as if trying not to be seen... Yes, we did say Reindeer. Yes, it is definitely not a normal reindeer, normal reindeer don't tend to have fangs.
Anyway, the reindeer is currently trying to hide behind a bush, it isn't working so well considering that she's a reindeer and all but she gets points for effort... No she doesn't, she's a reindeer hiding behind a tiny bush, she gets points for sheer idiocy but apart from that she gets no points at all, for anything.
Fail reindeer, fail.
Anyway, she's a reindeer hiding behind a bush, go poke at her... Except not literally, or else you might lose an arm.