where creative writing doesn't help
farting out a resume is harder than i originally assumed. i had one that i tried to update. completely bad. i pretty much had to redo it. i just made a new one and it's still very rough. i'm tired of fucking around in microsoft word. it's hard to make yourself look good with little to no accomplishments. my only credibility is that i can type pretty well and i'm fluent in interweb lingo. oh and i have some knowledge of medical terminology. how the hell do i turn that into a damn resume?
maybe i'll think about it some more while i'm spot cleaning the apartment. clorox wipes are a fabulous invention. i had a step stool that we got from matt's mom that used to be yellow but it was more of a blackish mustard color from dirt and grime and i cleaned it so well that it is almost new looking. thank you clorox wipes and method bathroom scum cleaner. that shit actually cleans the gunk out of creases in vinyl. i need to clean the bottom of the bathtub and clean all of the air vents to get the crud out of them. stay busy.
maybe i'll think about it some more while i'm spot cleaning the apartment. clorox wipes are a fabulous invention. i had a step stool that we got from matt's mom that used to be yellow but it was more of a blackish mustard color from dirt and grime and i cleaned it so well that it is almost new looking. thank you clorox wipes and method bathroom scum cleaner. that shit actually cleans the gunk out of creases in vinyl. i need to clean the bottom of the bathtub and clean all of the air vents to get the crud out of them. stay busy.