The Power of Utz!
the song The Power of Lard has been stuck in my head.
combining it with the best brand name evar... Utz:
The Power of UTZ
© 1989 Alternative Tentacles Records
(A. Jourgensen, P. Barker, J. Ward, J. Biafra)
UTZ
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
UTZ
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply
UTZ
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair
UTZ's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear
UTZ is all
UTZ is divine
UTZ is control
UTZ whips and chains our soul
UTZ - We carry credit cards
UTZ - We live in fear of art
UTZ is the -OM
UTZ is revolution
UTZ is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple
UTZ
UTZ
Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that
The plants are watered,
Someone to make sure the place is clean,
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
Someone to call for theatre tickets,
Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is...
UTZ - The answer
UTZ - The dancer
UTZ - The ointment
UTZ - The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed
UTZ
UTZ
UTZ
UTZ - We love to eat
UTZ - We love to pray
UTZ - Mold over mind
UTZ - Hooray!
Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age
UTZ
Which would you prefer --
A computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man
Life is my college
It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first -- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun -- Die for it!
And feel
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
Avoid everything, etc...
i mean, come on. utz sounds like something you'd get in the bottom of your shoe. or stuck in your bellybutton.
combining it with the best brand name evar... Utz:
The Power of UTZ
© 1989 Alternative Tentacles Records
(A. Jourgensen, P. Barker, J. Ward, J. Biafra)
UTZ
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
UTZ
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply
UTZ
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair
UTZ's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear
UTZ is all
UTZ is divine
UTZ is control
UTZ whips and chains our soul
UTZ - We carry credit cards
UTZ - We live in fear of art
UTZ is the -OM
UTZ is revolution
UTZ is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple
UTZ
UTZ
Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that
The plants are watered,
Someone to make sure the place is clean,
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
Someone to call for theatre tickets,
Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is...
UTZ - The answer
UTZ - The dancer
UTZ - The ointment
UTZ - The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed
UTZ
UTZ
UTZ
UTZ - We love to eat
UTZ - We love to pray
UTZ - Mold over mind
UTZ - Hooray!
Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age
UTZ
Which would you prefer --
A computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man
Life is my college
It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first -- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun -- Die for it!
And feel
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
The POWER of UTZ!
Avoid everything, etc...
i mean, come on. utz sounds like something you'd get in the bottom of your shoe. or stuck in your bellybutton.