i saved the president's life yesterday

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me: "operator, can i help you?"
person in car: "my name is [foreign-sounding name]. i am in a car. i am driving to the white house to kill the president." *click*

so i rang the police, and gave them the guy's phone number and told them what he said.

bet he'll be surprised when the secret service pays him a visit.

and some handy assassination tips:

1. don't call from a cell phone! they're like pet tracking tags with radio chips, only better!
   
2. don't announce your intent! (duh.)
   
3. plan said assassination for when your target is actually in the country! a simple look at google news shows that Bush is out of the country, celebrating his 59th birthday and crashing into police officers.

there you have it, Mr. President. i saved your life yesterday. no need to thank me, just part of a day's work.