I got nothing better to do and this was kinda funny...

[riff13]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, riff13 sent to me...

Twelve nockergeeks drumming
Eleven sscaminkys piping
Ten amarales a-leaping
Nine glittergodzillas dancing
Eight batdsquareds a-milking
Seven hidamans a-swimming
Six blithe_wayfarers offsrping
Five the-e-e-e_zs
Four tori amos
Three foo fighters
Two jack daniel's
...and an eva in a evildennis.