01) Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
04) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
05) Tag five LJ friends.
06) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.
• I miss somebody right now.
• I don't watch much TV these days.
• I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I wore them for most of my life, but now after surgery I don’t)
• I love to play video games. (yes I do, but not all of them just certain ones)
• I've tried marijuana.
• I've watched porn movies. (not because I was looking for them, but because I caught someone watching one)
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is usually always the best policy. (Most of the time)
• I curse sometimes. (When I get really upset, otherwise I try to stay clean)
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
• I have broken someone's bones. (A fetal pig)
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
• I'm paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (maybe to get thin again)
• I need/want money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
• I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I do use it a lot)
• I like the way that I look. (in general I do, I just don’t like my weight)
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
• I am usually pessimistic.
• I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I slept with a roommate.
• I have a hidden talent. (I suppose I do)
• I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends. (a good amount)
• I have kissed someone of the same sex. (Does my mom or my sister count? What about a roommate or good friend?)
• I enjoy talking on the phone. (Depending on the person I am talking to)
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (on weekends)
• I love to shop and/or window shop. (depending on what I am shopping for)
• I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
• I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
• I'm a pretty good dancer. (depends on the type of dance, Irish dance yes, other types pretty much no)
• I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell phone.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I've rejected someone before.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I feel kind of clueless about this at times)
• I want to have children in the future.
• I have changed a diaper before. (ewww)
• I have a lot to learn.
• I am shy around the opposite sex. (I can be sometimes.)
• I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (very often)
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
• I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal. (sometimes)
• I enjoy some country music. (some)
• I would die for my best friend(s). (depends, I like life)
• I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (at work sometimes)
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
• I have dated a close friend's ex.
• I am happy at this moment. (mostly, but not completely)
• I’m obsessed with guys. (I think they are nice at times)
• Democrat. (Independent)
• Conservative Republican. (Independent)
• I am punk rockish.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (the majority of guys I have dated have been older than me)
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car. (I can do minor things, change a tire, replace oil, clean spark plugs etc.)
• I love my job. (I like it)
• I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I would like to be more comfortable than I am currently, but I am ok with myself)
• I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot wherever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles.
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument.
• I hate office jobs.
• I went to college out of state. (Idaho and Utah)
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro. (I like to watch fire but not to cause it or have it too close to me)
• I have thrown up from crying too much. (not quite thrown up but have gotten close, almost suffocated yes)
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. (my mom once asked me if I only knew how to attract losers)
• I adore bright colors. (depends on where they are)
• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
• I can pick up things with my toes (I am actually pretty good at it too, I can also flick things with my toes too)
• I can't whistle.
• I have ridden/owned a horse.
• I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (Even the one my mom started with me when I was 2)
• I talk in my sleep. (I used to yell for my mom in my sleep, now I just mumble things)
• I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (sometimes but then I have also realized that each century had its problems)
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• I wear a toe ring.
• I have a tattoo.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie.
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I've cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I do like to collect things)
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
• I'm an artist. I like to draw. (I am an artist, and I do like to draw, but I think I'm more of an artist with words, photos, communication and language, rhythm, and making things, than drawing.)
• I am ambidextrous.
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (used to be this way, am this way no longer because I sleep with dogs and Kevin)
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
• I have terrible teeth. (They are decent but could be better)
• I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
• I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
• I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Idaho, Illinois, Utah, Iowa, Connecticut, Germany)
• I am extremely flexible.
• I want to own my own business
• I smoke.
• I spend way too much time on the computer.
• Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (my weird friends call me normal, but that is because I fit into their version of normal, otherwise this would be completely correct)
• Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
• I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
• I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
• I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
• I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
• I have played strip poker with someone else before.
• I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
• I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
• I can't stand being alone.
• I have at least one obsession at any given time.
• I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
• I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
• I'm a judgmental asshole.
• I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
• I have traveled on more than one continent.
• I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
• I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sometimes for certain things, usually though I am good at trusting my skills)
• I can speak more than one language. (Only bits and pieces)
• I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I seem to be able to sleep anywhere)
• I would rather read than watch TV.
• I like reading fact more than fiction.
• I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (more than once)
• I have no piercings.
• I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (spent the night more than once in a hotel lobby to keep a friend company while she worked the graveyard shift)
• I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
• I've been married and am now divorced.
• There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I have been quite depressed at times)
• I like most animals better than most people.
• I own a collection of retro games consoles.
• The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
• I have hit someone with a dead fish.
• I have written/read erotic stories. (read)
• I am compulsively honest. (I try to be)
• I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
• I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
• I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I think guys have it easy sometimes, but I like being a girl)
• I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
• I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I have forgotten to eat, not for the whole day though)
• I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
• I dislike milk.
• I obsessively wash my hands.
• I always carry that something significant around with me.
• Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
• I love talking about myself to the point where I need to be stopped.
• I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too. (I sing a lot, but not usually when people will hear me)
• I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
• I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
• I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint.
• I love Harry Potter. (Well I like the books a lot)
• My parents are not together.
• I don't believe in love.
• I hate people who walk incredibly slow.
• I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people. (extreme contempt is a bit harsh, but I do dislike people quite often)
• Sometimes I don't shower before work. (mostly because of my dry skin, and my hair, my doctor has actually told me not to shower on a daily basis)
• To me, procrastination is like a disease! (yes I have problems with procrastination)
• I want to sleep now.
• I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other.
• I am a typical Gemini born.
• The more I searched the less I've found.
• As a child I was a huge crybaby.
• I'm feeling alone very fast. (at times)
• I'm living in a fairytale and I'm the noble Princess, who saves the day! (sometimes I feel this way)
• I always have to spell my (real) name. (for some reason people spell my first name wrong a lot)
• I want to die in my sleep. (if I have to die, this is the way I would want to go)
• I have a strange laugh. (many in fact)
• If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row.
• I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
• I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
• I have a favorite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of.
• I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
• I have a speech disorder.
• I'm infatuably attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
• I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
• I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies. (They can be nice to look at)
• I plan to move to another country at some point in my life. (I think it would be fun)
• Ever wanted to be a certain fictional character.
• My dreams are so vivid, they feel real.
• I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
• I can get jealous easily! (at times)
• My computer and harddrive are pretty much my most prized possessions. (I value them a lot, they hold a lot of important info)
• I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
• I haven't had my first kiss yet.
• I have had teeth pulled. (wisdom teeth)
• I listen to music in at least five different languages. (I listen to music in Irish Gaelic, German, Chinese, English, Japanese, and Arabic)
• I think boys/guys/men are icky.
• I prefer dim lights or candlelight to bright lights.
• I fully acknowledge that I love lame jokes, because they're lame.
• I get happy when I buy food (especially meat) on sale. (it is nice to get things on sale)
• I can find beauty and something to love in anything around me.
• Desperate to find where I belong.
• I am a home-owner.
• I take public transportation to work. (I have, I might in the future, but currently I do not)
• My favorite food is one from a different country than I grew up in.
• I have a terrible fear of the dark
I tag whoever wants to do this.