Words from the Urban Dictionary
I'm not making this shit up sadly...
Zidane
To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.
Player 1: Give me the ball.
Player 2: No.
Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you.
eargasm
1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.
1. I nearly had an eargasm while listening to his performance of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto.
2. My favorite part of that piece is the eargasm.
3. When we listened to that music, did you eargasm?
in the wind
1. always on the move.
Man, your folks are never at home.
I know they stay in the wind
rebellionaire
any person who makes his millions off of marketing rebellion or angst.
"Oh comethefuckon, all that crap they package and sell as alternative or punk these days is just the rebellionaires cashing in"
Bus look
A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.
"I stepped on the bus and looked down the aisle, all I saw were a bunch of people with bus looks minding their own business."
"I was too absorbed in my bus look and didn't realize you wanted to talk to me."
420
420, indeed, was thought of years ago as the time of day some people got together to smoke pot. Now it is used as code for "Let's go get high." Also, some people consider it to be April 20th that is "National Pot Smoking Day."
I prefer all of the above.
Dude, 420, let's go.
adorkable
Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.
sarcaustic
Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.
facepalm
The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!" Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
awesomeness test
1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.
2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.
1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.
2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.
And now I'm done. I hope you found these amusing like I did, heh. I need to go crawl into bed with my tummy ache. T_T
Zidane
To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.
Player 1: Give me the ball.
Player 2: No.
Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you.
eargasm
1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.
1. I nearly had an eargasm while listening to his performance of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto.
2. My favorite part of that piece is the eargasm.
3. When we listened to that music, did you eargasm?
in the wind
1. always on the move.
Man, your folks are never at home.
I know they stay in the wind
rebellionaire
any person who makes his millions off of marketing rebellion or angst.
"Oh comethefuckon, all that crap they package and sell as alternative or punk these days is just the rebellionaires cashing in"
Bus look
A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.
"I stepped on the bus and looked down the aisle, all I saw were a bunch of people with bus looks minding their own business."
"I was too absorbed in my bus look and didn't realize you wanted to talk to me."
420
420, indeed, was thought of years ago as the time of day some people got together to smoke pot. Now it is used as code for "Let's go get high." Also, some people consider it to be April 20th that is "National Pot Smoking Day."
I prefer all of the above.
Dude, 420, let's go.
adorkable
Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.
sarcaustic
Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.
facepalm
The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!" Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
awesomeness test
1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.
2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.
1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.
2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.
And now I'm done. I hope you found these amusing like I did, heh. I need to go crawl into bed with my tummy ache. T_T