I Have Achieved Fame...
...Well, sort of, not really. But my Plan to Take Over the World in Dr. Morley's class has gained more coverage!
http://headinjurytheater.com/strange.htm in the entry for June 12, 2008.
More specifically: http://headinjurytheater.com/mr%20morley%20plan%20ink%20jared%20hindman.jpg
He also tells the story, too. Woot!
UPDATE!!!!!
Thanks to this, I have gotten back into contact with Dr, Morley again! He remembers the incident well, and would like it mentioned that he does indeed read papers. As it turned out, since my essay did indeed contain two pages of requirement-filling text, he saw no reason to grade it down. As previously mentioned, the man will take home HUUUUUGE stacks of paperwork, and the more important an assignment is, the more detail he will go into while grading it. The little two-page essays were looked at, but he didn't necessarily devote the same amount of time to them. Just so you know, an awful paper would still get a poor grade.