I was about to be all "Eff you, month of January!" And not post anything. But now I'm doing this. So oh well.
I've never watched a woman use a toilet, but I've heard several first hand accounts of a woman going to sit down on one and the seat is up, and so her butt just kinda falls in there. This is hilarious. And not just because of the awkward/funny position she would be in. It's hilarious because of the way in which they must approach the toilet to not notice that the seat is up. Here's an illustration I drew that depicts my mental imagery:
No wonder girls get all mad when guys leave the toilet seat up. I wonder if men started opening doors for women just to keep them from running into them.
Alright. I better stop. I'm already gonna catch hell for this. You guys are great.