ASSOLOGY
-noun. [ahss-ol-uh-jee]
1. The science of NASCAR drivers' gluteus maximus asses.
2. The reason there are fangirls in NASCAR.
3. The redefinition of
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Maintaining a sexy!back since 1981.
A DINGDONG HAIKU
The ass of Allmendinger
Is like no other
A gift from Heaven.
Research shows the following:
- AJ has a supple bottom
- He seems to be shy about it as there are very few backside shots
- Whether jeans or a firesuit, he fills them well
To conclude, although AJ did not technically bring sexy back to NASCAR, he does have a behind that makes the fangirls go, "Sexy, can I?"
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