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Dec 07, 2008 13:19

ASSOLOGY

-noun. [ahss-ol-uh-jee]
1. The science of NASCAR drivers' gluteus maximus asses.
2. The reason there are fangirls in NASCAR.
3. The redefinition of ridinxdirtyTo post your projects, please put "Driver's Name by Your Name." (You can also use your username in place of your name, whichever you use, that's what will go on your PhD certificate.) Post it ( Read more... )

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AJ Allmendinger by Mae wrecklessly December 8 2008, 03:44:17 UTC


Maintaining a sexy!back since 1981.

A DINGDONG HAIKU
The ass of Allmendinger
Is like no other
A gift from Heaven.

Research shows the following:
- AJ has a supple bottom
- He seems to be shy about it as there are very few backside shots
- Whether jeans or a firesuit, he fills them well

To conclude, although AJ did not technically bring sexy back to NASCAR, he does have a behind that makes the fangirls go, "Sexy, can I?"

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Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae autumndandelion December 8 2008, 04:34:33 UTC
Dude, he even covers his can with a can.

= (

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Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae wrecklessly December 8 2008, 04:40:34 UTC
I know :(

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Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae alexwhitman25 December 8 2008, 18:05:20 UTC
A bending over shot! Well done, Mae - well done. ;D

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Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae wrecklessly December 8 2008, 18:06:49 UTC
LOL thank you, I try... there was also one with both his and Jamie's backside... I may have to add to this XP

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Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae chickabimbo December 9 2008, 04:30:06 UTC
1981! wooooot :)

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