let the re-education begin.

Dec 07, 2008 13:19

ASSOLOGY

-noun. [ahss-ol-uh-jee]
1. The science of NASCAR drivers' gluteus maximus asses.
2. The reason there are fangirls in NASCAR.
3. The redefinition of ridinxdirtyTo post your projects, please put "Driver's Name by Your Name." (You can also use your username in place of your name, whichever you use, that's what will go on your PhD certificate.) Post it ( Read more... )

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Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne autumndandelion December 7 2008, 23:02:26 UTC
Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne reutfan4life December 8 2008, 03:59:28 UTC
LOL! I love it!
Poor Kasey Kahne - he doesn't know what he's missing! :P

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne autumndandelion December 8 2008, 04:33:42 UTC
The problem is, he does, and that's why he looks so sad in that picture where he's on the golf cart.

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne nascarfanof55 December 27 2008, 03:48:59 UTC
no matter which way he goes he looks fine coming or going!!! I recognize those phots!!! See I knew I wasn't the only one who had ass shots of Mikey!! Now if we could only get him back in those tight jeans again......I have to agree with your article...

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne wrecklessly December 8 2008, 04:40:04 UTC
omgsh. the progression! his backside's disintegrating!!!

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne autumndandelion December 8 2008, 04:42:48 UTC
My theory had been that his firesuits are too big, but maybe they're the same size, and he's losing his ass? I don't know. He has lost weight from that time in 1996-1998 when he wore that Citgo uniform. People lose weight from different places, and maybe his ass is the most susceptable?

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne alexwhitman25 December 8 2008, 18:04:10 UTC
Nice varied selection. Clueless Kasey, lol. :D

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Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne autumndandelion December 8 2008, 18:25:32 UTC
Thanks!

Poor Kasey! He's missing out.

= D

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