Glitoris Glory

Nov 17, 2008 15:10


musicite (3:09:27 PM): I'm listening to nothing but Stevie Wonder
musicite (3:09:32 PM): nothing Butt steven Wonder.
musicite (3:09:38 PM): That butt-wonder, Steven Nothing.
steph avec amour (3:09:46 PM): Stevie Wonder's butt.
musicite (3:10:01 PM): It's a marvel to behold.
musicite (3:10:12 PM): And lo! Stevie Wonder's butt rode a pale horse.
musicite (3:10:17 PM): Too bad he can't see it
musicite (3:10:28 PM): Even though personally I think he's faking.
steph avec amour (3:10:35 PM): it makes sense.
musicite (3:10:43 PM): Almost anything can.
musicite (3:10:51 PM): That's the beauty of booty logic.
musicite (3:10:59 PM): Booty party.
steph avec amour (3:11:09 PM): anal sex party.
steph avec amour (3:11:12 PM): ?
musicite (3:11:15 PM): animal sex party
musicite (3:11:21 PM): Some guy the other day told me
musicite (3:11:26 PM): I was in someone's room.
musicite (3:11:31 PM): And he said
musicite (3:11:40 PM): "Let's go out into the living room and touch butts."
steph avec amour (3:11:46 PM): hahaha
musicite (3:11:49 PM): This was after repeatedly grabbing my ass and playing with my hair
musicite (3:11:54 PM): This guy had been to prison numerous times
musicite (3:11:58 PM): It was fucking gay.
steph avec amour (3:12:13 PM): hahhaa
steph avec amour (3:12:14 PM): sick!
musicite (3:12:38 PM): I know.
musicite (3:12:47 PM): I felt like I was in danger of being animally raped.
musicite (3:12:55 PM): .Downright anally scraped.
musicite (3:13:08 PM): Scrappily aped
musicite (3:13:26 PM): he touched the nape of my I GIVE UP THIS IS RETARDED.
musicite (3:13:29 PM): Anyway, that really happened.

So I heard this Camel rep was totally at Shell and I'm going to pay him a visit to acquire some snakes. Perhaps afterwards I'll touch his smoke. I could probably suck his smoke down, as is proper to do with fags. Remember that, kids. If ever you should behold a fag in your home, suck down that smoke so long as Mother approves. If not, you may step out into the backyard to relieve yourself of your immense urge.
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