how about I kick you in the balls and call it even?
1: so was it good?
2: not really
1: then why did you do it?
2: i was bored.
1: oh that makes me feel so much better to know it was because you were bored.
2: sorry
1: that's it? that's all you have to say?
2: well what do you want me to say?
1: who the hell knows. I know whatever comes out of your mouth will be nothing but bullshit
2: really, and why is that?
1: because it always is. Even the first time it happened, there was nothing you could say.
2: but we are still here and I still want to be with you
1: yeah well people in hell want ice water and I want a million dollars. Not too likely that is going to happen anytime soon.
2: why is that? its happened for us before
1: because I am older and wiser now.
2: older is for sure....
1: what's that supposed to mean? it's not like you are miraculously suspended in time. Besides if that is your effort for a cheap shot it was lame
2: right, you are afraid of growing old. that's why you've kept me around.
1: wrong, I did not "keep" you around, I actually cared about you.
2: really, well thats a shame because its not what I want right now
1: thank you captain obvious!
2: well it's not and you knew that all along. sorry
1: I swear i will scream if you say that one more time
2: sorry
2: not really
1: then why did you do it?
2: i was bored.
1: oh that makes me feel so much better to know it was because you were bored.
2: sorry
1: that's it? that's all you have to say?
2: well what do you want me to say?
1: who the hell knows. I know whatever comes out of your mouth will be nothing but bullshit
2: really, and why is that?
1: because it always is. Even the first time it happened, there was nothing you could say.
2: but we are still here and I still want to be with you
1: yeah well people in hell want ice water and I want a million dollars. Not too likely that is going to happen anytime soon.
2: why is that? its happened for us before
1: because I am older and wiser now.
2: older is for sure....
1: what's that supposed to mean? it's not like you are miraculously suspended in time. Besides if that is your effort for a cheap shot it was lame
2: right, you are afraid of growing old. that's why you've kept me around.
1: wrong, I did not "keep" you around, I actually cared about you.
2: really, well thats a shame because its not what I want right now
1: thank you captain obvious!
2: well it's not and you knew that all along. sorry
1: I swear i will scream if you say that one more time
2: sorry