Friggin Pissed

[ridemycar]

O.level.chinese.suck.balls.

AAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Why did I have to screw up?!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rebecca!

1. If you toss Rebecca 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Rebecca!
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Rebecca!
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Rebecca.
5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Rebecca orbiting the Earth.
6. Native Americans never actually ate Rebecca; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Rebecca.
8. Rebeccaolatry is the mindless worship of Rebecca.
9. Rebecca can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Rebecca, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!

I like 5 & 10 :D