personal ad meme
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Single 24yr old female seeks platonic relationship, job required. Fears intimacy, and requires a no-questions-asked relationship. Has issues with the moon mood swings, and is slightly over emotional at times. Has a tendency to act immature at times, and will often put work and personal time before the relationship. Think.... fuck buddies, without the sex. Inquiring individuals must love dogs, accept long working hours, and be accepting of a variety of life styles.
If interested, please contact at...
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Single 24yr old female seeks platonic relationship, job required. Fears intimacy, and requires a no-questions-asked relationship. Has issues with the moon mood swings, and is slightly over emotional at times. Has a tendency to act immature at times, and will often put work and personal time before the relationship. Think.... fuck buddies, without the sex. Inquiring individuals must love dogs, accept long working hours, and be accepting of a variety of life styles.
If interested, please contact at...