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8.00pm
Am a little bit drunk at the moment so I probably won’t be writing about any music stuff this time.
Was in LA for the day and my very dear old friend Joey took me out to dinner. He's pretty much Lanced out right now, I could tell.
We had some wine and Joey said Lance is still miserble over JC and he's pretty worried 'bout him but he also said that Lance is pretty much driving him crazy right now becuase Lance has always avoided his issues by obsessing over something else instead and Joey said that Lance has plunged himself into some kind of internet community that worships Russell Crowe and now all he ever talks about is Russell Crowe and he made Joey watch "Gladiator" three times. We discusssed Lance's dating problems, historically and chronocolchronologily, and how all his relantionships always seem to go wrong somewhere (what Joeycalled "Lance's Problem with Intimacy" and the rest of us hav always called "The Joey Obstacle"). We conculuuded that JC is a Bitch for hurting Lance and then just to be fair we decided that Lance is a Bitch as well and that they sdeserve each other and its too bad they couldn't work it out because theywould have been great. Then we had some more wine.
We talked about how me and Cam had decided to still act as a couple for the press and Joey thought it was a Very Good idea and I said I just hoped Cam would get over this murdering death-look she always got in her eyes when she saw me now, or the papers might catch on afterall. I felt a bit sad abouut the whole thing beccause it is kinda my fault that shes upset so we just dropped the topic and I told him about my diary and how pink it was and he told me about how he had caught Lance downloading 800 pictures of Russell Crowe from the internet and how he's worried Lance is going mad. Then we had somemore wine.
I told him that I missed Chris a lot and had a dream about him the other night where we made love fore hours and how wonderfull it wasand Joey told me about a dream he had the other nighht where Lance was chasing him around dressed as a Roman gladiator. We had a lot of wine after that.
Then I told him all about me and Chris and how i think we've been gliding apart since i've been away and I told him about the nude-picture incidient and he laughed so loud and so long that the resturant staff thought he was choking and rushed to help but Joey told them somestory about how we were engaged to be marrried and that I had just knocked his sister up with twins that we would raise together (Joey does theese sort of things but so what? If the staff told the papers who would believe them anyway??+) and then we ordered in even more wine and Joey made me tell him all about how I hadn't talked to Chris since the photo incident and how I felt that lately I hadn't really presented mysefl as the great catch I totally am, and Joey was so very supporting all way throgh and toldme Chris should be very happy to have me no matter what. But then we moved on from wine to whjiskey (plus the drinks the resturant staff treated us to to congeratulate me on my "tremendous achievement") and I think we decided that Chris was a Bitch as well and then dinner was over and we staggered out to our cabs and now I'm home and it's only 8 pm and I'm drunk and alone.
But it was a good evening and I'm not too drunk just sorta happy and I love Joey and I think I might call Chris in a minute, just to tell him I love him too because I do and I don't know why I've been avoiding him and I totally want him to dress up as a Roman gladiator and do me for hoursandhoursand...
8.03pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
10.05am
Ow. My head.
10.30am
Did I really tell Joey about my diary?