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Name: Mikey Espo!!!
Nickname: Espo
Screen name: RiddlinKid03
Sex: male
Birthday: 11.20.85
Height: 5’10”
Hair color: Dark brown…
Eye Color: Heavenly oasis Blue
City born in: St. Pete, represent!
Location now: Pinellas Park.
Siblings: I have like 45. Let me count them…Jerry, Kenny, Richard, Dawn, Joyce, and of course Barbie. We’re the mother effin Waltons up in here.
Parents married/divorced: In the middle of a dirty divorce. : (
Who Was Your Crush In-
Kindergarten: My teacher, Miss Wilson, we’re gonna get married and live in Hawaii
1st Grade: Pam… She was an angel.
2nd Grade: It was still Pam, but she found herself a new beau and left me.
3rd Grade: I was fat.
4th Grade: “ “
5th Grade: Christie…something…She was three years older than me. Hehe.
6th Grade: hmm, I don’t remember.
7th Grade: Bonnie Row. Loved her.
8th Grade: “ “
9th grade: Nicole Stem.
10th grade: Amber Cross….Jesus I hate live.
11th grade: Kristen Meyer, Christina Hindman, and my first love, Billie Jo Iles!
12th grade: Ashley Lewis, Caitlin Shultz
Boy/girlfriend status: I will never have a girlfriend and I’ll continue to live with Mom all my life.
Other Stuff About Me-
Do you have a job: Team A!
What are you scared of: Rejection and not becoming successful. Scares me to death.
Who's your role model: Hugh Hefner.
Most interesting thing you've done last summer: I did nothing the whole entire summer except play basketball. I hate basketball.
What store do you shop at the most: American Eagle and Hollister.
Have you ever done any drugs: Oh, of course. I’m actually looking into expanding my drug experiences. Anyone have any XTC?
Do you collect anything: My parents buy me little mini helmets of NFL teams. So, I guess I collect them.
Are you a ditz: I’m super ditz. Te-he.
Favorites-
Day of the week: Friday.
Thing in your room: My t.v.
Cousin: I hate my whole entire family.
Animal: Shadow, she’s my nig.
Ice Cream: Snickers
Drink: Water, beer, bacardi.
Thing to do: I just like watching movies and staying home. I’m a mucho boring person. You hate it.
Movies of all time: A walk to remember, Big Daddy, Butterfly Effect, Dawn of the dead…
Hangout: The quad area in front of Jannus Landing.
Favorite pizza topping: Mushrooms
Extras-
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Either an ophthalmic physician or a science teacher who is in love with his wonderful, most beautiful blonde wife, who by the way, pregnant with our first child.
If you could live anywhere: Either the East Coast of Florida, South Cali, or North Carolina.
What age do you want to get married: mid 20’s
How many kids do you want: 1-2
Girl's names: Chloe Alexandra
Boy's names: Allister
Have you ever-
Been in love?: Kinda, not so much.
Lied?: I lie all the time about the dumbest things.
Cheated on a test?: Every test I take I try to do a little cheating. It keeps you honest.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah
Tied your shoes together?: I’m not allowed to have shoelaces. But, I Velcro those fuckers together all the damn time.
Eaten something with a lot of fat?: Cake? I guess.
Feelings Side-
Worst feeling in the world: Rejection, Being in a major car crash that you caused, having the tits of a 450 pound man pressed up aside you.
Best feeling in the world: Succeeding, out performing someone you I hate, and head.
Can you define love?: Not so much, but from what I can see, its horrible.
Do you get along with your parents?: I get along with my mom, shes cool. My dad is kind of a nut job who needs professional help.
Are you ticklish?: Der!
Opposite Sex-
1st thing you notice about the opposite sex: Legs, face, eyes
Perfect dream date: We’re on my huge yacht sipping on some champagne, enjoying the sun….naked…
Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?: Nate Walker. I guess I would say Sammers. Shes my boo.
Nittie Night-
What do you wear to bed: A pair of PJ pants and a shirt.
What's your bed time: After Jimmy Kemmel.
Do you wish on stars: No, but sometimes I’ll look at them…? I make my wishes at 11:11.
Is there a TV in your room: oh, fo sho!
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep: I’ll hit up the bathroom one last time, put up an away message/ check to see if I got any love, turn off the tv and get into bed. I more times than not pray before I sleep.
Are you passive or aggressive: Passive. I’m all about the love!
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
Would you rather be hot or cold: Cold, I hate sweating
What is your curfew: I’m a grown ass man. I normally home way before mom comes home too.
Friends-
Person you can trust the most: Nate, I’ll tell him anything. I don’t like to get too emotional though.
What is the best quality of a friend: Someone who is great to talk to, shares a lot of the same interests, funny drunk and looks great in a bathing suit.
What friends do you have the most fun with: Nate W., Nate B., Carlton., Sami, Coffee and the girls , Jessica and Mer-Mer.
Name your friends: I have a couple….
,Silly Stuff-
Do you glow in the dark: I would certainly hope not!
Do you posses magical abilities: I have the ability to see you naked…Thank you, God.
Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer:You’re gonna steal them, so I’m not telling.
Do you know anyone who SERIOUSLY wanted to kill themselves? Numerous, and they’re retarded.
Who do you really hate?: Kelly Patrick, Ryan Austin, and this girl who works with me.
What are you addicted to?: Alcohol, Drugs, and whores.
Do you like jewelry?: I just wear my watch and a surfer necklace.
Do you wear a watch?: I need to know what time it is.
Did/Do you have braces?: nah
Do you believe in God?: fo sho, God is my homie
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Theres this girl in my Math class and ever since the moment I laid eyes on her I couldn’t stop staring. If that’s love, then yes.
What are your favorite tv show(s)?: O.C, Nip/Tuck
What color tooth brush do you use?: I don’t use one.
Is the glass half empty or half full: its gone. There is no damn cup!
Most dangerous thing you've ever done: I’m pretty much a safe person.
More Questions-
Are you listening to any of your CDs at the moment: no.
What are you listening to?: the fan blowing down on me.
How are you doing, grade-wise, in school?: Alright, not anything special.
How are you feeling about your friends?: They awesome times two.
What time is it? 2:57pm
Who do you think is your closest, true friend?: Nate Walker, he’s the shiznit.
Do you have a crush?: um, not so much. There is this bi-sexual girl who’s been coming around lately, I think I like her a little.
What celebrity do you have a thing for?: Natalie Portman, shes prolly the sexiest women in the world.
What are you wearing?: Billibong shirt, express pants and some brown, dress up shoes.
Are you single or attached?: I’m single. How you doin?
How are you feeling about yourself in general?: Okay, I guess? I’m pretty stuffed.
What's pissing you off?: People who like to blare their fucking radios down the street like they’re some shit and make my window rattle.
What are your goals?: To be rich and famous.
What's something about school you love?: The girls who walk around wearing practically nothing.
What's something about school you hate?: The fact that it’s a jr. college.
What movie are you dying to see?: The girl next door. The girl who plays the whore is beautiful.
What celebrity do you just want to slap?: jessica simpson
Now what time is it?: 6:07.…it took me a long time to do this effin survey, huh?
Are you satisfied with your looks?: I could be prettier. But, who the hell couldn’t
Are you smiling, frowning, or neither?: chillin’
What was the last thing you ate?: God, granny took me out to outback stakehouse. I didn’t get stake but I got this shrimp pasta….AWESOME!
Who are you talking to (if anyone)?: No one, people hate me.
How are you feeling about this survey?: I wanna do it.
Are you tired or energetic?: Im pretty tired. it’s a rainy day.
Are you happy or sad?: Never been more happy
Are you more of a bitch or a princess?: Princess….
Nickname: Espo
Screen name: RiddlinKid03
Sex: male
Birthday: 11.20.85
Height: 5’10”
Hair color: Dark brown…
Eye Color: Heavenly oasis Blue
City born in: St. Pete, represent!
Location now: Pinellas Park.
Siblings: I have like 45. Let me count them…Jerry, Kenny, Richard, Dawn, Joyce, and of course Barbie. We’re the mother effin Waltons up in here.
Parents married/divorced: In the middle of a dirty divorce. : (
Who Was Your Crush In-
Kindergarten: My teacher, Miss Wilson, we’re gonna get married and live in Hawaii
1st Grade: Pam… She was an angel.
2nd Grade: It was still Pam, but she found herself a new beau and left me.
3rd Grade: I was fat.
4th Grade: “ “
5th Grade: Christie…something…She was three years older than me. Hehe.
6th Grade: hmm, I don’t remember.
7th Grade: Bonnie Row. Loved her.
8th Grade: “ “
9th grade: Nicole Stem.
10th grade: Amber Cross….Jesus I hate live.
11th grade: Kristen Meyer, Christina Hindman, and my first love, Billie Jo Iles!
12th grade: Ashley Lewis, Caitlin Shultz
Boy/girlfriend status: I will never have a girlfriend and I’ll continue to live with Mom all my life.
Other Stuff About Me-
Do you have a job: Team A!
What are you scared of: Rejection and not becoming successful. Scares me to death.
Who's your role model: Hugh Hefner.
Most interesting thing you've done last summer: I did nothing the whole entire summer except play basketball. I hate basketball.
What store do you shop at the most: American Eagle and Hollister.
Have you ever done any drugs: Oh, of course. I’m actually looking into expanding my drug experiences. Anyone have any XTC?
Do you collect anything: My parents buy me little mini helmets of NFL teams. So, I guess I collect them.
Are you a ditz: I’m super ditz. Te-he.
Favorites-
Day of the week: Friday.
Thing in your room: My t.v.
Cousin: I hate my whole entire family.
Animal: Shadow, she’s my nig.
Ice Cream: Snickers
Drink: Water, beer, bacardi.
Thing to do: I just like watching movies and staying home. I’m a mucho boring person. You hate it.
Movies of all time: A walk to remember, Big Daddy, Butterfly Effect, Dawn of the dead…
Hangout: The quad area in front of Jannus Landing.
Favorite pizza topping: Mushrooms
Extras-
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Either an ophthalmic physician or a science teacher who is in love with his wonderful, most beautiful blonde wife, who by the way, pregnant with our first child.
If you could live anywhere: Either the East Coast of Florida, South Cali, or North Carolina.
What age do you want to get married: mid 20’s
How many kids do you want: 1-2
Girl's names: Chloe Alexandra
Boy's names: Allister
Have you ever-
Been in love?: Kinda, not so much.
Lied?: I lie all the time about the dumbest things.
Cheated on a test?: Every test I take I try to do a little cheating. It keeps you honest.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah
Tied your shoes together?: I’m not allowed to have shoelaces. But, I Velcro those fuckers together all the damn time.
Eaten something with a lot of fat?: Cake? I guess.
Feelings Side-
Worst feeling in the world: Rejection, Being in a major car crash that you caused, having the tits of a 450 pound man pressed up aside you.
Best feeling in the world: Succeeding, out performing someone you I hate, and head.
Can you define love?: Not so much, but from what I can see, its horrible.
Do you get along with your parents?: I get along with my mom, shes cool. My dad is kind of a nut job who needs professional help.
Are you ticklish?: Der!
Opposite Sex-
1st thing you notice about the opposite sex: Legs, face, eyes
Perfect dream date: We’re on my huge yacht sipping on some champagne, enjoying the sun….naked…
Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?: Nate Walker. I guess I would say Sammers. Shes my boo.
Nittie Night-
What do you wear to bed: A pair of PJ pants and a shirt.
What's your bed time: After Jimmy Kemmel.
Do you wish on stars: No, but sometimes I’ll look at them…? I make my wishes at 11:11.
Is there a TV in your room: oh, fo sho!
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep: I’ll hit up the bathroom one last time, put up an away message/ check to see if I got any love, turn off the tv and get into bed. I more times than not pray before I sleep.
Are you passive or aggressive: Passive. I’m all about the love!
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
Would you rather be hot or cold: Cold, I hate sweating
What is your curfew: I’m a grown ass man. I normally home way before mom comes home too.
Friends-
Person you can trust the most: Nate, I’ll tell him anything. I don’t like to get too emotional though.
What is the best quality of a friend: Someone who is great to talk to, shares a lot of the same interests, funny drunk and looks great in a bathing suit.
What friends do you have the most fun with: Nate W., Nate B., Carlton., Sami, Coffee and the girls , Jessica and Mer-Mer.
Name your friends: I have a couple….
,Silly Stuff-
Do you glow in the dark: I would certainly hope not!
Do you posses magical abilities: I have the ability to see you naked…Thank you, God.
Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer:You’re gonna steal them, so I’m not telling.
Do you know anyone who SERIOUSLY wanted to kill themselves? Numerous, and they’re retarded.
Who do you really hate?: Kelly Patrick, Ryan Austin, and this girl who works with me.
What are you addicted to?: Alcohol, Drugs, and whores.
Do you like jewelry?: I just wear my watch and a surfer necklace.
Do you wear a watch?: I need to know what time it is.
Did/Do you have braces?: nah
Do you believe in God?: fo sho, God is my homie
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Theres this girl in my Math class and ever since the moment I laid eyes on her I couldn’t stop staring. If that’s love, then yes.
What are your favorite tv show(s)?: O.C, Nip/Tuck
What color tooth brush do you use?: I don’t use one.
Is the glass half empty or half full: its gone. There is no damn cup!
Most dangerous thing you've ever done: I’m pretty much a safe person.
More Questions-
Are you listening to any of your CDs at the moment: no.
What are you listening to?: the fan blowing down on me.
How are you doing, grade-wise, in school?: Alright, not anything special.
How are you feeling about your friends?: They awesome times two.
What time is it? 2:57pm
Who do you think is your closest, true friend?: Nate Walker, he’s the shiznit.
Do you have a crush?: um, not so much. There is this bi-sexual girl who’s been coming around lately, I think I like her a little.
What celebrity do you have a thing for?: Natalie Portman, shes prolly the sexiest women in the world.
What are you wearing?: Billibong shirt, express pants and some brown, dress up shoes.
Are you single or attached?: I’m single. How you doin?
How are you feeling about yourself in general?: Okay, I guess? I’m pretty stuffed.
What's pissing you off?: People who like to blare their fucking radios down the street like they’re some shit and make my window rattle.
What are your goals?: To be rich and famous.
What's something about school you love?: The girls who walk around wearing practically nothing.
What's something about school you hate?: The fact that it’s a jr. college.
What movie are you dying to see?: The girl next door. The girl who plays the whore is beautiful.
What celebrity do you just want to slap?: jessica simpson
Now what time is it?: 6:07.…it took me a long time to do this effin survey, huh?
Are you satisfied with your looks?: I could be prettier. But, who the hell couldn’t
Are you smiling, frowning, or neither?: chillin’
What was the last thing you ate?: God, granny took me out to outback stakehouse. I didn’t get stake but I got this shrimp pasta….AWESOME!
Who are you talking to (if anyone)?: No one, people hate me.
How are you feeling about this survey?: I wanna do it.
Are you tired or energetic?: Im pretty tired. it’s a rainy day.
Are you happy or sad?: Never been more happy
Are you more of a bitch or a princess?: Princess….